Ken🔪ny
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"The one or two things app"
"The one or two things app"
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A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A butterfly egg is sort of like the cocoon from which a beautiful caterpillar emerges
Keeping one pedophile on my team to teach all the HMs to
"What if some of the pedophiles are Democrats, and thus useful to your cause?
"I guess we'll replace them with non-pedophiles who are useful to our cause. Was that a real question?"
"I guess we'll replace them with non-pedophiles who are useful to our cause. Was that a real question?"
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Keeping one pedophile on my team to teach all the HMs to
Break Glass In Case Of Want Cool Axe To Play With And Swing Around And Whatever
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Break Glass In Case Of Want Cool Axe To Play With And Swing Around And Whatever
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If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org
You know I'm from the midwest because I always go "ope" when I accidentally hit the show adult content button in public
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You know I'm from the midwest because I always go "ope" when I accidentally hit the show adult content button in public
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I got some uncomfortable jeans online and didn't return them in time, so now i'm wearing them every day until they get comfortable or i lose all memory of what comfort feels like.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I got some uncomfortable jeans online and didn't return them in time, so now i'm wearing them every day until they get comfortable or i lose all memory of what comfort feels like.
Getting body dysmorphia because when I exhale through my nose it goes straight forward instead of down into two distinct puffs of steam like in a cartoon
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Getting body dysmorphia because when I exhale through my nose it goes straight forward instead of down into two distinct puffs of steam like in a cartoon
Saw a child with haunted eyes walking in the park, muttering to himself "Six seven, six seven. Six plus six is seven. Seven plus seven is six." like Jim Carrey in The Number 23
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Saw a child with haunted eyes walking in the park, muttering to himself "Six seven, six seven. Six plus six is seven. Seven plus seven is six." like Jim Carrey in The Number 23
Is it a fit or is he just Sensei Sergio?
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Is it a fit or is he just Sensei Sergio?
Special watch that uses mood ring technology to add the words "Only" or "Already" before the time depending on how you feel
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Special watch that uses mood ring technology to add the words "Only" or "Already" before the time depending on how you feel
The 2025 nominees for Animated Movie From Roughly 20 Years Ago That Are Funny To Remember And Make Posts About Online are:
Monster House (~2005)
Surf's Up (~2005)
Happy Feet (~2005)
Robots (~2005)
And the winner is...
Shark Tale (~2005)
Monster House (~2005)
Surf's Up (~2005)
Happy Feet (~2005)
Robots (~2005)
And the winner is...
Shark Tale (~2005)
October 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The 2025 nominees for Animated Movie From Roughly 20 Years Ago That Are Funny To Remember And Make Posts About Online are:
Monster House (~2005)
Surf's Up (~2005)
Happy Feet (~2005)
Robots (~2005)
And the winner is...
Shark Tale (~2005)
Monster House (~2005)
Surf's Up (~2005)
Happy Feet (~2005)
Robots (~2005)
And the winner is...
Shark Tale (~2005)
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Reading a thread about AI in marketing and one of the marketing guys is like “I hate to see marketing turn soulless”
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Reading a thread about AI in marketing and one of the marketing guys is like “I hate to see marketing turn soulless”
Accidentally watched two werewolf movies in a row that were both released in 1981 and both have scenes in porno theaters
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Accidentally watched two werewolf movies in a row that were both released in 1981 and both have scenes in porno theaters
For Sale: Sticker Collection, Never found the right water bottle
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
For Sale: Sticker Collection, Never found the right water bottle
Guy who thinks sunflowers are called "Some flowers"
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Guy who thinks sunflowers are called "Some flowers"
Keep catching myself clapping like the Thing in the fantastic four trailer every time I cook
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Keep catching myself clapping like the Thing in the fantastic four trailer every time I cook
Merlin Bird ID but for identifying the match three game this guy at the gym is playing at full volume
October 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Merlin Bird ID but for identifying the match three game this guy at the gym is playing at full volume
Skittles selling their own freeze dried candy is an attack on county fairs everywhere. It's like if Uncle Ben started selling rice that already had your name written on it.
October 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Skittles selling their own freeze dried candy is an attack on county fairs everywhere. It's like if Uncle Ben started selling rice that already had your name written on it.
I searched "horror marathon Seattle" and the results were all 5Ks and one theater playing one movie.
October 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I searched "horror marathon Seattle" and the results were all 5Ks and one theater playing one movie.
Just sent out my application to be one of the guys who comments "Metal whisk on a glass bowl?? 😬🙄" under every Instagram recipe wish me luck
October 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just sent out my application to be one of the guys who comments "Metal whisk on a glass bowl?? 😬🙄" under every Instagram recipe wish me luck
Fostering peeves until I can find them a forever home
October 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fostering peeves until I can find them a forever home
You know she's gonna be a star because she's got that Tom Cruise middle tooth
September 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
You know she's gonna be a star because she's got that Tom Cruise middle tooth
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Hm. This might be the single most evil TV show of all time.
September 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hm. This might be the single most evil TV show of all time.