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Megan🍒
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it’s over for you hoes
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We need to have a national conversation about how damn good Lindsay Lohan looks.
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Giraffes need endangered species protection for the first time, according to US officials.

The US Fish and Wildlife Service has proposed listing multiple giraffe species under ‘endangered’ or ‘threatened’ as their population continues to decline at rapid rates.
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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Please I don’t have it in me to hear another thing called “-gate”
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
November 22, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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FUCK IT FRIDAYYY! 🗣️
November 22, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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Welcome into #Sagittarius season!
The best drivers of the zodiac, hands down.
November 22, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Sagittarius season is officially here which means the Sun has entered the first decan of this mutable fire sign 💛🔥💫

This decan is co-ruled by Jupiter and Mercury and is the most jovial place in the entire zodiac.
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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whats the mile high club name but for a handjob on the train
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Laugh so hard you cry is strangely poetic.
November 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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Good morning everyone! Sagittarius season begins today and to be honest, I’m so ready for the expansive and exploratory energy. May these next four weeks be audacious for those of us who seek a good time ☺️
November 21, 2024 at 10:13 AM
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Fuck Putin
That’s the post.
November 21, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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Y’all ever watch a movie or something miss a part and rewind the part and miss it tf again ?! 😩
November 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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BREAKING: The ICC have issued an arrest warrant for Israel’s Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, for alleged war crimes relating to Gaza.
November 21, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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i feel like the password to charli xcx’s google drive would be really easy to guess
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I might just talk my shit on this
November 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Scotland puts great emphasis on the healing power of art, especially poetry.

That's why every Scottish hospital has a Burns unit.
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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I think I'm just going to put on noise canceling headphones for the next four years.
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
SKEYEEEEE
November 21, 2024 at 5:56 PM