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just thinkin bout you and me
Gold Teeth by nudej on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 1:55
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June 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
some promo material we shot this week for cozyconcepts.us.
June 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
June 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
everyone needs a good hoodie. check out @cozyconcepts.bsky.social / cozyconcepts.us to shop our limited run. help us hit 100 orders by year end!!!

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midnight ET 01/01/2025 will receive a free gift :)
December 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Continually referring to my morning coffee as "hot bean piss" until coworkers stop messaging me on Microsoft Teams™️
December 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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Old bape
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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yu yu hakusho by yoshihiro togashi
December 3, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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The McFlurry machine isn’t broken it’s just taking longer than usual to milk Grimace if you’re in line stay in line
November 30, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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it would suck so bad if you were one of those old timey skyscraper construction workers eating lunch way up high on a girder and you dropped your sandwich and just had to watch it fall for what feels like an eternity, desperately hoping it doesn't kill some guy down there, hungry as all hell
November 30, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Calling it on the leftovers lol i like turkey but damn
November 29, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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in competitive chess you can legally win a match by declaring “checkmate” at any time, regardless of where the pieces are on the board. it’s considered rather tasteless and won’t win you many friends, but it’s there whenever you really need to get out of a jam
November 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
gm
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at meeeeee
uh uh
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November 25, 2024 at 6:41 AM
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We don't do Thanksgiving at our house because it encourages dependency. Here it's Thanksearning
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
big doobie got me on jupiter 🤔

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I Need More by Chief Keef on Apple Music
Song · 2018 · Duration 2:49
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November 19, 2024 at 6:45 AM
old Uzi to make you feel better

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Camera (feat. 1st FKI, Lil Uzi Vert, Mac Miller & Post Malone) by DJ Drama on Apple Music
Song · 2016 · Duration 5:28
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November 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
bluesky stop showing me cats please i want to see cars and cool jackets
November 17, 2024 at 8:22 PM
good morning
November 17, 2024 at 8:10 PM
don’t do Percocet. don’t go to strip clubs. Percocet n stripper joint still resonate with me like scripture
November 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
just thinkin bout me and you

just thinkin bout you and me
Gold Teeth by nudej on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 1:55
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November 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
i don’t wanna meet your friendsssssssssss i jus wan see you baby
Imb by Spencer Solberg on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:10
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November 16, 2024 at 8:19 PM
gf cheated to let me win the last game of uno
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
skaiwater so good she make me question my gender
November 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM