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Highlights of Australia trip, ranked:
1A. Seeing my friends Tom and Demi get married in a beautiful, unforgettable ceremony
1B. Going to the beach and seeing a big wild turkey steal a lady’s apple while she wasn’t looking and when the lady realized what happened she called the turkey a cunt
November 27, 2023 at 9:18 PM
November 12, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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Somebody let all the air out of the dog again. Get the pump
October 15, 2023 at 10:55 PM
in less than a year a lot of people are gonna regret condemning october 7. in a few more years it’ll be up there as a new warsaw ghetto uprising.
October 15, 2023 at 4:04 PM
e-biked to the seabus. waiting for my trans link sponsorship. also for the lineup of people to suck my dick
September 5, 2023 at 3:37 PM
when i’m not around my parents i have a running list of important things to bring up to them about health, aging, trauma, family history, etc but when i’m over it’s just “hey you guys should watch this episode of taskmaster lol”
September 4, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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me on a normal sunday night: dang it! i have to go back to work tomorrow!

me on a sunday night on a three-day weekend: luckily i don’t need to go back to work tomorrow. time for me to have a good time and enjoy the long weekend
September 4, 2023 at 4:01 AM
what’s the word for having a role model but it’s a figure whose every choice and trait you strive to never repeat. that’s neal katyal for me.
September 3, 2023 at 6:08 PM
making chicken dijon
September 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
gf and i independently ordering the same scottish knit sweaters because of dieworkwear
September 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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there should be some sort of hyperfixation exchange system where people post the $200 of crap they bought for a hobby they never fucking did and it can go to the next person who thinks they want to do resin crafts or whatever
August 29, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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New substack newsletter this morning. This week: Roman sewer crabs, Samuel Pepys fires an indentured servant, #heistwatch Switzerland, North Korean science fiction, and more. adamsnotes.substack.com/p/the-carcin...
The carcinization of my mind
Hello and welcome to Adam's Notes for August 31, 2023. I'm Adam.
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August 31, 2023 at 3:50 PM
just watched beau travail 👍🏾
August 30, 2023 at 6:45 AM
white ppl have gone NUTS for that euro song
August 1, 2023 at 10:52 PM
someone i realllllly don’t like sent me a formal email asking for a career advice chat lol
July 29, 2023 at 6:02 AM
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hey man it's me, some dude who doesn't follow you. i saw your post and im pretty sure i recognized some of the words in it, would you like to spend the next two hours arguing with me about some stuff i made up
July 26, 2023 at 7:58 PM
need some puppy names what ya got
July 24, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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July 20, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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my kid turned 15 four minutes ago and the first thing he did was call his buddy, who is 4 days younger than him, and said "how does it feel to be 14, idiot?"
July 19, 2023 at 4:04 AM
please… a melatonin without weird dreams.. just once…
July 18, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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look, i get what you're saying. i'll assign an additional regiment to this garrison. but please stop saying this fortress is "pregnable"
July 7, 2023 at 5:01 PM
i think pierre lebrun is at this punk show
July 16, 2023 at 6:03 AM
googling in the middle of every deep cleaning day to check what ingredients make mustard gas. just in case
July 15, 2023 at 10:00 PM
i keep giving wes anderson a chance but i didn’t get that asteroid one either
July 15, 2023 at 9:59 PM
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I represent the creature known to you as Gollum. Per the agreed-upon rules, you did not win the game of riddles, as “What have I got in my pocket?” is not a “riddle” under any common definition of that term. My client demands (i) to eat you, (ii) the return of his Precious, and (
July 15, 2023 at 8:24 PM