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bigdad.bsky.social
"How he does it!?"
Hurray for cartoon Physics.

Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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rassicas.splatoonlore.ink
Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
In THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE BIGFOOT IS REAL I AM GOING TO KISS HIM HE WILL BE MY LOVER I WILL BE THE LITTLE SPOON ME AND BIGFOOT WILL FUCK AND YOU CANT STOP US
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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cullensart.bsky.social
Achievement unlocked: I kept a straight face while a kid named his fake pokemon “Creamer” and “Giga Creamer.”
June 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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autismsupsoc.bsky.social
Hm …
Can I Jump Rope Fast Enough To Stop The Rain?
YouTube video by I did a thing
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May 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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theemistressfox.bsky.social
Instead of calling it scissoring we should call it lip syncing
May 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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missbrandii.bsky.social
If i was meated up i would play ring toss on my dingaling on OF
April 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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ostonox.com
Kat Abughazaleh campaign poster with the text of the tweet quoted, "im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists"
March 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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consume.red
just pulled a sword lesbian out of a stone butch
February 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Two nude men are falling in thr sky. One says "oh no! we're falling to our deaths." The other says "Don't Worry! I am uncircumcised." He streeeeetches his foreskin open and the wind catches under it making the perfect parachute. THe other man grabs on to the parachute foreskin and they both descend safely.
January 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man is about to undress for his partner. He says "before we have sex, I should warn you... I have crab." His partner narrows his eyues and asks "uh... do you mean crabs?" The crab man says "no, it's just the one." He pulls down his pants to reveal a hermit crab is inhabiting his urethra. The other man is clearly not down.
January 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex winces, clutches her chest and says "damn, my tits hurt, but that means the hormones are doing their thing..." Later that nights while she is sleeping. A muscular 2-foot tall angry looking boxer with a beard and mohawk flips open the door to her bedroom. He climbs on top of her and punches her in the tit with his tiny fist eliciting a BIFF sound.
February 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man scoops a little hole in the ground and lies face down with his dick in it. His dick grows into a sapling and then a mighty oak. His body remains as stiff as a plank at the top.
February 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An assailant happens upon two men and says "I'm gonna Kill you!" One of the men pulls down his pants revealing a gigantic eye stuffed into his butt." The assailant, cowering, shouts "OH NO! A gieant eye! That means you're actually bigger than me." The assailant runs off. The other man says "I will never criticize you for wearing that butt plug again..." The butt plug man is smug in victory.
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man goes up to a another man with an eyepatch and says "if you don't mind me asking, how did you lose your eye?" The eyepatch man thinks to himself and recalls the events. An earlier version of him in a thought bubble is on the floor in the with his knees hiked up above his head. His says "I'm gonna do it. I'm finally gonna suck my oen dick." He then sticks his dick in his eye and shotus "AUGGH! I missed!" He points to the first man and says "I do mind you asking."
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "shit. my asshole sealed itself up again." His partner lovingly says "here let mere tear you a new one. The partner pinches a patch of anal skin and proceeds to rip the physical paper the makes up the comic because they are cartoon characters. It makes a SHHRIPP noise.
March 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A trans woman runs off a cliff. Her friend points out, nervous, "youve fona and run off the cliff..." The cliff woman hovers in place and says "that's OK. This is a cartoon." She smugly points to herself and says "if I don't look down I won't fall." A passing jet sucks her up into one of the engines leaving a spray of bloody viscera.
March 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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vaginamuseum.bsky.social
Word of the day: HEMICLITORES. This refers to the pair of clitorises found in reptiles such as lizards and snakes. Yes, they get to have two.

We challenge you to use this word in conversation today. Hard mode: not in the context of explaining that snakes have two clits.
March 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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vaginamuseum.bsky.social
The Vagina Museum is just one month away from closing. Forever. A perfect storm of circumstances means that we may have to close our doors permanently and cease all digital activities. But we're not going to go down without a fight. Save the Vagina Museum. www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
Donate to Save The Vagina Museum, organized by Vagina Museum
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March 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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awkward.gay
The Princess Bride Unnecessarily Censored, Part 2

Full video: youtu.be/a-BCGgoDfSk?...
March 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
i just wanted to share this green shag wall vagina i found
a screenshot of a 1970s magazine ad in french. it pictures what can only be described as a green shag wall vagina
January 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.
December 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A top says "Euch, I came but now I'm too refractory to get off of you." The bottom says "not a problem" and pushes a button nect to the nightstand labelled "BIG SPATULA" A large spatula wedges itself between the top and bottom with SHOOOOPP. It violently FWIPs the top in the drywall, landing with a K'CHUNK.
January 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
SUCK IT DORK
Wheel of Fortune with letters missing that spell out “BACK AT WORK”
January 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM