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Ainsley
@notthechef.bsky.social
Disenchanted with the human experience. He/Him
I read Year 1 last Christmas Eve and now I am doing Year 2 properly from day 1 and you should too
If you don't have an advent calendar, I made you one 19 years ago when the internet was fun and it's still the best one:

(No we never did work out a good format for making a website out of what was once a SA thread, suggestions welcome, anyway it's all here, just keep hitting next)
Adventure Calendars ⋆ Wiggle He
Year 1: 2006 Year 2: 2007 Year 3: 2008 Year 4: 2009 Year 5: 2010 The Year Everyone Forgot About Father Christmas Year 6: 2011
wigglehe.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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It's genuinely crazy that this is what they used and they never patched it
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
uh oh
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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It's called bubsy 4D because you play it and ask 4D refund
August 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Your cousin. Margaret Berry. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
October 19, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Odeon: Why doesn't anyone come to the cinema anymore? 🥺
Also Odeon: Pay us an extra £2 to sit it the back half of the screen, just fucking because.
June 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I showed this to my gf and she did the thing before she even saw the third panel lmao
June 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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listen guys stop virtue signalling, eurovision is for everyone
May 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
March 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
me: I think I'll go see that new looney tunes film this weekend!
UK cinemas: no the fuck you won't
March 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
New record day! 🥳

Shout out to @blackscreenrecords.com who kindly agreed to ship the records outside of their jackets. Everything arrived in pristine condition, and they even saved the hype stickers! 10/10 customer service!
February 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business.

They could call it Ben and Jerry's.
December 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM