Rich Williams
@notlinustorvalds.bsky.social
Rabid Portland Thorns and Chelsea fan. Occasionally technical. Cats. Lotsa cats.
📍SLC -> PDX 🇺🇸 --> Wellington -> Dunedin 🇳🇿
📍SLC -> PDX 🇺🇸 --> Wellington -> Dunedin 🇳🇿
Pinned
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
I think I have been ghosted.
Que sera ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Que sera ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I think I have been ghosted.
Que sera ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Que sera ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Does he even own a suit?
Otago skink.
They play dead and Sir Willis gets bored with them
They play dead and Sir Willis gets bored with them
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Otago skink.
They play dead and Sir Willis gets bored with them
They play dead and Sir Willis gets bored with them
She's seeking advice from her superiors
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
She's seeking advice from her superiors
Sir Willis got a sparrow. They aren't NZ native, so I'm cool with it.
I just wish I could give him treats. Sadly, I don't dare do that for birds. I don't want to reinforce that behavior.
But mice and rats: it's treat time with Churu and crunchy treats with salmon for dinner.
I just wish I could give him treats. Sadly, I don't dare do that for birds. I don't want to reinforce that behavior.
But mice and rats: it's treat time with Churu and crunchy treats with salmon for dinner.
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sir Willis got a sparrow. They aren't NZ native, so I'm cool with it.
I just wish I could give him treats. Sadly, I don't dare do that for birds. I don't want to reinforce that behavior.
But mice and rats: it's treat time with Churu and crunchy treats with salmon for dinner.
I just wish I could give him treats. Sadly, I don't dare do that for birds. I don't want to reinforce that behavior.
But mice and rats: it's treat time with Churu and crunchy treats with salmon for dinner.
This is Sir Willis theme song
(But I change the refrain from, "beat city" to "big kitty")
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iC0...
(But I change the refrain from, "beat city" to "big kitty")
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iC0...
Ferris Bueller's Day Off • Beat City • The Flowerpot Men [4K]
YouTube video by Bender Mohawk
m.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is Sir Willis theme song
(But I change the refrain from, "beat city" to "big kitty")
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iC0...
(But I change the refrain from, "beat city" to "big kitty")
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7iC0...
High five, Sir Willis. You were an awesome Senior Rodent Control Officer today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
High five, Sir Willis. You were an awesome Senior Rodent Control Officer today.
Sir Willis of Wellington and Otago, KC¹ got a mouse today.
Someone is getting "special treats"
Someone is getting "special treats"
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Sir Willis of Wellington and Otago, KC¹ got a mouse today.
Someone is getting "special treats"
Someone is getting "special treats"
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Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay It's 9:00PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay It's 9:00PM
For the first time in weeks, I got up and read the news without a 20 point spike in my diastolic blood pressure
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
For the first time in weeks, I got up and read the news without a 20 point spike in my diastolic blood pressure
The amount of presidential BJ jokes is off the charts.
three men are standing in front of a sign that says there 's gonna be a whole bunch of things we
Alt: three men are standing in front of a sign that says there 's gonna be a whole bunch of things we
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The amount of presidential BJ jokes is off the charts.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
To the tune of Colonel Bogey March:
🎵 Donald: has only got one ball!
JD: has two, but very small
Marco: huevos poqueños!
And poor ol' Kennedy has no balls at all!
🎵 Donald: has only got one ball!
JD: has two, but very small
Marco: huevos poqueños!
And poor ol' Kennedy has no balls at all!
Now we understand why the Ball Room is so important to him...
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
To the tune of Colonel Bogey March:
🎵 Donald: has only got one ball!
JD: has two, but very small
Marco: huevos poqueños!
And poor ol' Kennedy has no balls at all!
🎵 Donald: has only got one ball!
JD: has two, but very small
Marco: huevos poqueños!
And poor ol' Kennedy has no balls at all!
I've figured out that my Tinder profile gets no hits because I do not have a picture with a fish.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I've figured out that my Tinder profile gets no hits because I do not have a picture with a fish.
A Tui on my hareheke. Zoom in; it's a healthy one
Tagging @liberal-jen.bsky.social @kaimatai.bsky.social
Tagging @liberal-jen.bsky.social @kaimatai.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
A Tui on my hareheke. Zoom in; it's a healthy one
Tagging @liberal-jen.bsky.social @kaimatai.bsky.social
Tagging @liberal-jen.bsky.social @kaimatai.bsky.social
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/16/a...
The flags have been lowered to half-mast. The upcoming polls on government are going to be bad. #nzpol
The flags have been lowered to half-mast. The upcoming polls on government are going to be bad. #nzpol
All Blacks reveal 'hurt' as Grand Slam dream crushed by England
Head coach Scott Robertson says his men are hugely disappointed at their failure but was at a loss to explain another third-quarter meltdown.
www.1news.co.nz
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/16/a...
The flags have been lowered to half-mast. The upcoming polls on government are going to be bad. #nzpol
The flags have been lowered to half-mast. The upcoming polls on government are going to be bad. #nzpol
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You would not be a member of an opposition party or even a remotely suspicious dinner club, FFS. This is what "mass mobilization" means. It doesn't mean "mobs yelling YAY RACISM," it means all citizen action is re-channeled into the State and its Leader - especially in schools.
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November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You would not be a member of an opposition party or even a remotely suspicious dinner club, FFS. This is what "mass mobilization" means. It doesn't mean "mobs yelling YAY RACISM," it means all citizen action is re-channeled into the State and its Leader - especially in schools.
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1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.
Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.
Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
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Hear me out. Every time you share wrong answers you are helping to sabotage the LLMs that will eventually scrape your answer. But also it is a completely true thing that we used to store files in vending machines to keep them cold while away from home.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hear me out. Every time you share wrong answers you are helping to sabotage the LLMs that will eventually scrape your answer. But also it is a completely true thing that we used to store files in vending machines to keep them cold while away from home.
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I hope it was her that gave him the worm.
everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I hope it was her that gave him the worm.
Megyn Kelly was groomed
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Megyn Kelly was groomed
I hate admitting this, but I totally have a celebrity crush on TVNZ anchor, Melissa Stokes.
Nothing nefarious, she's just good looking
Nothing nefarious, she's just good looking
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I hate admitting this, but I totally have a celebrity crush on TVNZ anchor, Melissa Stokes.
Nothing nefarious, she's just good looking
Nothing nefarious, she's just good looking