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Robin Williams was living AI slop. He stole from everyone, all the time.
October 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Robin Williams was living AI slop. He stole from everyone, all the time.
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know what else is open today? your mother
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
know what else is open today? your mother
I am not thin for this world
i am not long for this world that’s not how we measure ourselves we do it up and down i am not tall for this world either
November 28, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I am not thin for this world
Stay away from the monkey thing
I'm thinking of taking my Howard Cosell impersonation on the road, but I'm not sure it would fly with the 18-35s.
November 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Stay away from the monkey thing
I am 55 and I heard this when I was a kid.
I’m incorporating “constitutional walk” into my vocabulary who tf talks like that
one brand-new thing the kids these days are fucking up in addition to eating too much avocado toast and quiet quitting:
asking people what their dogs' names are
asking people what their dogs' names are
November 27, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I am 55 and I heard this when I was a kid.
Fact check: lactose intolerance is unrelated to personal distance from any mass of cheese.
if the moon was made of cheese would lactose intolerant people have tides
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Fact check: lactose intolerance is unrelated to personal distance from any mass of cheese.
There is a timeline where Joe Rogan becomes President and that's the only way we'll know.
other timelines may be darker but this is the stupidest timeline
November 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
There is a timeline where Joe Rogan becomes President and that's the only way we'll know.
Of their dignity.
And loose cash.
And loose cash.
Rob your racist family members
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Of their dignity.
And loose cash.
And loose cash.
Update: Euler no longer relevant due to secret identity politics
Breaking news: Euler’s secret identity finally revealed! The number π was equal to -i⋅Ln(-1) all along.
#MathSky
#MathSky
November 27, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Update: Euler no longer relevant due to secret identity politics
We support all transitions
November 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
We support all transitions
Lies, damn lies, statistics, arbitrary metrics.
This is why absolute value is a thing in mathematics. You get to change the minus to a plus, and add these together as a metric!
November 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Lies, damn lies, statistics, arbitrary metrics.
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Recovering screenshots of stuff that should be on bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Recovering screenshots of stuff that should be on bluesky
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i hope this email finds you well no homo
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM
i hope this email finds you well no homo
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Isn’t it funny how the U.S. media is suddenly posting stories about the improving inflation picture now that the election is over? 🧐
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Isn’t it funny how the U.S. media is suddenly posting stories about the improving inflation picture now that the election is over? 🧐
All the more reason you should pay. We're looking at air.
November 27, 2024 at 5:33 PM
All the more reason you should pay. We're looking at air.
Bit shite innit?
Do british people say "A storms a-brewing" or do they say like "the clouds have put a kettle on"
November 27, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Bit shite innit?
Post a skeet?
You skeet a skeet.
You skeet a skeet.
Aaron post a skeet this morning without a glaring typo challenge
November 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Post a skeet?
You skeet a skeet.
You skeet a skeet.
Surely The Office has weighed in
November 25, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Surely The Office has weighed in
They know my pronouns
November 25, 2024 at 12:32 PM
They know my pronouns
Can't believe kingscrusher is still spamming me for chess games after 20 years.
November 21, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Can't believe kingscrusher is still spamming me for chess games after 20 years.
It's the specific acts. Try something like, if you're a neo Nazi you deserve to die, maybe by falling out a window or inhaling Novichok.
Of course
November 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM
It's the specific acts. Try something like, if you're a neo Nazi you deserve to die, maybe by falling out a window or inhaling Novichok.
If I was a one-legged man I would simply not enter the ass kicking contest.
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
If I was a one-legged man I would simply not enter the ass kicking contest.
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do any transgenders want to go to capitol hill and piss in the bathrooms there
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
do any transgenders want to go to capitol hill and piss in the bathrooms there
She was head of the Small Business Administration for four years.
Ladies and gentlemen, the new Secretary of Education…
Oh, and she’s one of the normal ones compared to the other Trump cabinet picks 🤦♂️
Oh, and she’s one of the normal ones compared to the other Trump cabinet picks 🤦♂️
November 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
She was head of the Small Business Administration for four years.
I dated one who had a thing for this. Fortunately, at the time I was on steroids.
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I dated one who had a thing for this. Fortunately, at the time I was on steroids.