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noted bones haver
@noted.bones.haver.zone
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hi im maia a.k.a. bones
welcome to my zone

i am over 30 and very tired
she/her
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · Apr 21
i'm here you fuckaas bitch
the home depot parking lot edited to be named "THE MARIANA TRENCH" and it's got an ocean trench behind it and hydrothermal vents in front. there's a deep sea overlay on the image
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shadowham.bsky.social
be shapeless, like a mysterious ooze
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
air spud
noted.bones.haver.zone noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 6h
there's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't plant a dog in your vegetable garden. ground bud
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
there's nothing in the rulebook that says you can't plant a dog in your vegetable garden. ground bud
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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noted.bones.haver.zone
camilla [terrified, aside to cassilda]: so no mask?
[camilla throws her phone at the ground and curb stomps her skateboard]
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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noted.bones.haver.zone
does anybody have that edit of the scene where bart hits homer with a chair but instead he's hitting him with the mt splashmore flume tube and he gets stuck in it
homer taking a bath while bart is about to hit him with a chair homer stuck in a water slide at mt splashmore
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
TMBG Heardle #1327
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Minute Cryptic - 16 November, 2025
"Former partner ate mostly quinoa for special date" (7)
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🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (10,625 solvers so far).
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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throwing my little skeets onto the timeline and watching the occasional banger take off like im playing pooh sticks and one made it past the tangle of twigs and branches to the wider river:)
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
nowhere in the long walk rulebook does it say a dog can't win... coming summer 2026... air walk.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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hyvemynd.bsky.social
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A screenshot from a used named "existennialmemes" that reads: Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights." We do not have inalienable rights, we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
y e s p l e a s e . . . .
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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A scale of "MEMORABILITY" ranging from 0 to 1 On the left is "the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten", at 0. On the right is "AND WHO COULD FORGET DEAR RAT BOY?", at 1.
November 9, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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bigblocks.bsky.social
first date idea: we watch eachother eat
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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if i were the head of this web site's moderation team i would simply not be a fucking embarrassment to myself and others. but im just built different ig :/
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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gayfesh.com
"a topic" and the topic is "the rapist was an ephebophile ackchyually so lets calm down" meanwhile you have this account up making real and ACTIONABLE death threats
Department of War @deptofwar.b... • 7d To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs—we will kill you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
it's hard to believe it's literally always 4:20 somewhere
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
electrolysis this week absolutely sucked. i couldn't finish the full session. just 45 minutes. it was really bad
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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andrew lincoln @ pobody: to me, you are nerfect
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
does anybody have that edit of the scene where bart hits homer with a chair but instead he's hitting him with the mt splashmore flume tube and he gets stuck in it
homer taking a bath while bart is about to hit him with a chair homer stuck in a water slide at mt splashmore
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
noted.bones.haver.zone
when they go deep we go wide
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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TMBG Heardle #1326
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Minute Cryptic - 15 November, 2025
"Warm fluid, cold air" (7)
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🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (12,895 solvers so far).
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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beccanical.bsky.social
"brojob" is a play on words, referring to ancient Roman senator Brosephus Jobius who famously sucked off his bestie in the forum
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
camilla [terrified, aside to cassilda]: so no mask?
[camilla throws her phone at the ground and curb stomps her skateboard]
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
here i am with my ninja clan
ninja clan, here we stand
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
noted.bones.haver.zone
this is the plot of pluribus
youtu.be/G7QB-G2UfAM
A Political Ad To Persuade One Specific Voter - Make Some Noise Animated
YouTube video by DeepBlueInk
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM