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noted bones haver

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

740 followers 590 following 8.5K posts

hi im maia a.k.a. bones
welcome to my zone

i am over 30 and very tired
she/her

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noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

close-up of the skeleton with an elden ring noun verbed caption saying "BONES NOTED"

November 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

does anybody have that edit of the scene where bart hits homer with a chair but instead he's hitting him with the mt splashmore flume tube and he gets stuck in it

homer taking a bath while bart is about to hit him with a chair

homer stuck in a water slide at mt splashmore

November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

just fired up the ol wikipedia and looked up menstrual synchrony and wow this article is. something

Adaptivity of menstrual synchrony

[Image of a bunch of circles with triangles in them all pointing in different directions, next to some standalone triangles and a sperm]
Figure a. Females competing for good genes should avoid ovulatory synchrony. Moving from one female to the next, a single dominant male under these conditions can exercise a monopoly. Key: Circle = female. Pointer = ovulation. Triangle = male.

[Image of a bunch of circles with triangles all pointing in the same direction and a bunch of standalone trianglea firing sperms at them]
Figure b. Females in need of male time and energy should exercise girlbossery, preventing any single male from monopolising access.

November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

i dont like patton oswalt but i also think "obvious hyperbole" should not be a bannable offense

norman rockwell freedom of speech

November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

lmao @tallhobbit97.bsky.social

November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

November 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

bart smear in this episode im watching

simpsons smear frame where bart's eyes are facing the opposite way to his mouth

November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

"school supplies" but it's been staggered so it looks like it says "shosple colupis". its the meme of the woman yelling at the cat and the woman is yelling "school supplies" and the cat is saying "shosple colupis"

November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

this isnt what i'm doing but i did take serial killer to mitigate the sickly trait and it kinda turns this game into Hitman and i don't hate the strategy aspect even if it does limit my companion choices

inventory screen where it shows how many hearts i've collected so far using the Serial Killer perk which gives me +2hp per person killed (though not everyone drops hearts. it partially depends how you kill them). i currently have 102 hearts

November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

chorizo sausages and azparagus wrapped in bacon. i also grated some cheese onto the bacon before wrapping and dusted with some onion and garlic granules

November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

the "feeding cats to coyotes" post but instead it's me saying "hontdog told me princess catalin keeps eating his hamster girls so I asked how many girls he has and he said he just goes to the shavings and lures a new girl with pellets afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding hamster girls to catalin and then skip started laughing."

November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

jung shieldon

carl jung's head crudely photoshopped onto a shieldon's shield-head

November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

photograph of a crt floating in muddy water from wikipedia but i've edited it to look like an album cover from the 90s with a parental advisory sticker on warning of explicit content

November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

zohran slogan meme:
im sorry i think this
for mat is really funny

November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

zohran meme:
metallica un
for given i-iii smooth jazz medley

November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

zohran for new york meme but it says "v-bucks for tnite"

November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

zohran for new york but it says gay for women

November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

zohran for new york city campaign sign but it says "grounded for til college"

November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

mamdani campaign slogan sign but it says "weed for babies"

November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

this is the only one i feel prepared to share today. plus what i look like right now for comparison

very old, small selfie of pre-transition me, i have a tshirt with an overshirt (iconic look tbk might bring that one back), shaggy hair and a little bit of stubble, and tbh i look like shaggy from scooby doo if he were hot

colour photo of me with reddish purple hair, a burgundy cardigan, and that garfield skateboard tshirt i mentioned in the last selfie i posted (check my media tab i guess). the katakana says gaafiirudo i.e. garfield transliterated

November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

WHO NEEDS THIS MUCH LIGHT IN THEIR GARDEN AFTER SUNSET

view from the bathroom window. someone's floodlight is pointed directly at me and it's creating a lens flare

same light, zoomed in. the entire back yard of the neighbour's house is illuminated as if it were daylight while the surrounding rooves are fully silhouetted in comparison. the chiaroscuro is genuinely intense

November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

damn. and i'm out here giving my gf the souls claw thinking it's elevated gameplay

my xbox controller with my thumb on the right joystick, index finger curled round to hold b, and middle finger on r1 so i can run, attack, and control the camera simultaneously in fromsoft games

November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

this is what it looked like as i scrolled my feed

james @james.claims
[image of skeet saying awawawawawawawawawawawawaw and it thinking he's writing in polish]
... view fill thread ...
james @james.claims
i definitely have zero interest in being a puppy boy though,

November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

just made this

a stir fry with pieces of chicken and chorizo with mangetout, tenderstem, spring onions, mushrooms, and baby corn. it's cooked in olive oil and henderson's relish with a splash of water to steam the veg at the end. also present is garlic and onion granules and piri piri spices

November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM

noted bones haver

@noted.bones.haver.zone

this is the fit btw. i cant wait for the lasagne to show up

im wearing a shirt with a funny drawing of garfield on a skateboard and his name underneath it in japanese

November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM