Monsieur Hotdog
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Monsieur Hotdog
@notagback5.bsky.social
· Nov 26
🚨🚨Breaking Story🚨🚨
Raw Milk cured my Lactose Intolerance.
I am now intolerant of a heartbeat & basic brain function.
Raw Milk cured my Lactose Intolerance.
I am now intolerant of a heartbeat & basic brain function.
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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It turns out that the folks at Anthropic used two of my books to train their Large Language Models. I've gone and submitted my claim via the class action settlement. If you're an author whose work has been stolen, you should too
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It turns out that the folks at Anthropic used two of my books to train their Large Language Models. I've gone and submitted my claim via the class action settlement. If you're an author whose work has been stolen, you should too
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Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
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It will be interesting to see if Rep. Clay Higgins who voted NO to releasing the Epstein Files is mentioned in the files!
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It will be interesting to see if Rep. Clay Higgins who voted NO to releasing the Epstein Files is mentioned in the files!
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
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Unpresidential TRASH
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Unpresidential TRASH
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You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.
Wow.
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Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
Some good news... at least for now. Gift article below: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Federal Court Blocks Texas’ Republican-Friendly Congressional Map
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Some good news... at least for now. Gift article below: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
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Scotland at a World Cup is a glorious thing and especially at the one to come. Simply cannot wait to see a load of drunk Glaswegians taking the piss out of ICE officers in Miami or wherever.
Give it loads, lads. ✊🏴
Give it loads, lads. ✊🏴
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Scotland at a World Cup is a glorious thing and especially at the one to come. Simply cannot wait to see a load of drunk Glaswegians taking the piss out of ICE officers in Miami or wherever.
Give it loads, lads. ✊🏴
Give it loads, lads. ✊🏴
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Not gonna lie, a non-fiction book about how a promising young journalist could throw away her career and engagement for an insane, scientifically-illiterate, fascist-friendly narcissistic carrion collector twice her age that sounds like kermit the frog sounds like an interesting read...
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not gonna lie, a non-fiction book about how a promising young journalist could throw away her career and engagement for an insane, scientifically-illiterate, fascist-friendly narcissistic carrion collector twice her age that sounds like kermit the frog sounds like an interesting read...
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There's definitely a consistent theme with the Trump White House
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There's definitely a consistent theme with the Trump White House
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Keith, that's not what people are upset or shocked about.
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Keith, that's not what people are upset or shocked about.
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
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NEW: House passes release of the Epstein files. So far it's unanimous
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
NEW: House passes release of the Epstein files. So far it's unanimous
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?
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November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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We have to outlaw wildfire and invasive plant metaphors until someone can figure out what the hell is going on
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We have to outlaw wildfire and invasive plant metaphors until someone can figure out what the hell is going on
Contrary to what no one is saying on the internet, yes, I definitely have not been not having all types of cool sex with very cool people that know me well and frequently call me to hang out.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Contrary to what no one is saying on the internet, yes, I definitely have not been not having all types of cool sex with very cool people that know me well and frequently call me to hang out.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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If you’re a weird old man in line to have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi STAY IN LINE
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you’re a weird old man in line to have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi STAY IN LINE
“The long faced people”
That seems to fit our collective experience in the United States currently.
#TheAmericanRevution #PBS #KenBurns
That seems to fit our collective experience in the United States currently.
#TheAmericanRevution #PBS #KenBurns
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
“The long faced people”
That seems to fit our collective experience in the United States currently.
#TheAmericanRevution #PBS #KenBurns
That seems to fit our collective experience in the United States currently.
#TheAmericanRevution #PBS #KenBurns
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NEW: Trump is pissed that he can't pardon state crimes, and promises "harsh measures" if she's not released from prison. She was sentences to 9 years for stealing voter info for Trump.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
NEW: Trump is pissed that he can't pardon state crimes, and promises "harsh measures" if she's not released from prison. She was sentences to 9 years for stealing voter info for Trump.