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@nosearmy.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ not going gently into that fucking night, i can tell you that
just a reminder that you do not have to listen to what Quentin Tarantino says about anything ever
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
just a reminder that you do not have to listen to what Quentin Tarantino says about anything ever
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
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Me, secretly using time travel to send messages to my younger self through Saturday morning cartoons:
June 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me, secretly using time travel to send messages to my younger self through Saturday morning cartoons:
this is the only way one of these scumbags should “reënter the culture:” as a complete fucking joke so we can all laugh at the depths to which he’s fallen. shame on anyone taking money to rehabilitate the image of a sex criminal. still laugh/cringing at The New Yorker’s absolute spineless turpitude
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
this is the only way one of these scumbags should “reënter the culture:” as a complete fucking joke so we can all laugh at the depths to which he’s fallen. shame on anyone taking money to rehabilitate the image of a sex criminal. still laugh/cringing at The New Yorker’s absolute spineless turpitude
put your hands together for The Aristocrats
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
put your hands together for The Aristocrats
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Listen here, I will not take this Babu Frik slander. I love that little shit, a lone beacon of joy out of a movie of pure spite.
a close up of a cartoon character with a helmet that says ' elite ' on it
Alt: Babu Frik from Star Wars, he's a little puppet dude.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Listen here, I will not take this Babu Frik slander. I love that little shit, a lone beacon of joy out of a movie of pure spite.
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People who use genAI *first* use it on the parts of a project they give the least shit about, and are most incurious about.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People who use genAI *first* use it on the parts of a project they give the least shit about, and are most incurious about.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
this "ten years" thing today is…a lot. been on ‘mones 7 years and for a long time assumed the inner changes would turn into outer ones and id bloom while boymoding. turns out it dont work that way (mostly) now im speedrunning a for-real transition. still have no clue how to go about it, overwhelming
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this "ten years" thing today is…a lot. been on ‘mones 7 years and for a long time assumed the inner changes would turn into outer ones and id bloom while boymoding. turns out it dont work that way (mostly) now im speedrunning a for-real transition. still have no clue how to go about it, overwhelming
we took the power to message the whole world, hooked that system up to the natural flow of wealth, and eventually to the halls of power and the literal government. now the dumbest, people in our society are both in charge of everything and clowning themselves online with the dumbest takes imaginable
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
we took the power to message the whole world, hooked that system up to the natural flow of wealth, and eventually to the halls of power and the literal government. now the dumbest, people in our society are both in charge of everything and clowning themselves online with the dumbest takes imaginable
at this point i would take almost any alternate-universe off-ramp in the hope that it doesn’t end up back here.
One of my spicier takes is that the country would have been better off if Nixon had won in ‘60. No Camelot shit, Nixon is far less of a resentful maniac than ‘68-‘74 (and thus no Watergate), good chance a Dem wins in ‘64 anyway, probably Humphrey or McCarthy, so Civil Rights happens anyway, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
at this point i would take almost any alternate-universe off-ramp in the hope that it doesn’t end up back here.
jamelle’s takes here are sensible, but if you go into the replies you can see the familiar spectacle of SW fans dueling over which non-OT movie is the least mid.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
i would push rogue one down and bring solo and the last jedi up. i’d also place attack of the clones at the bottom.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
jamelle’s takes here are sensible, but if you go into the replies you can see the familiar spectacle of SW fans dueling over which non-OT movie is the least mid.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
i'm such an ahegao slut for the numinous. Gooning to the image of God’s gock emerging from
the glory hole
the glory hole
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
i'm such an ahegao slut for the numinous. Gooning to the image of God’s gock emerging from
the glory hole
the glory hole
a personal in-joke about me is that i’ve been around the entire lgbt rainbow in my quest for myself.
therefore while doing dishes
i created my own algorithm: LGBTE: Lesbian, Gendered By Trial and Error.
therefore while doing dishes
i created my own algorithm: LGBTE: Lesbian, Gendered By Trial and Error.
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
a personal in-joke about me is that i’ve been around the entire lgbt rainbow in my quest for myself.
therefore while doing dishes
i created my own algorithm: LGBTE: Lesbian, Gendered By Trial and Error.
therefore while doing dishes
i created my own algorithm: LGBTE: Lesbian, Gendered By Trial and Error.
the only recent political candidate to really highlight affordability in a meaningful way has been the target of relentless attacks for six months by the usual-suspect Democrats, and he still won, so maybe they should just retire. Also, the Epstein files are a winning issue, so stay on target
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the only recent political candidate to really highlight affordability in a meaningful way has been the target of relentless attacks for six months by the usual-suspect Democrats, and he still won, so maybe they should just retire. Also, the Epstein files are a winning issue, so stay on target
“stay hungry,” i whisper gently to my 14-year-old cat, and myself. “stay hungry. the alternative is not good.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“stay hungry,” i whisper gently to my 14-year-old cat, and myself. “stay hungry. the alternative is not good.”
i’ve been building a dnd character based purely on how i see myself: as a tiny little twerp of indeterminate gender who snarls at everything and has pointy knives sticking out in all directions.
i only just realized i created trans wolverine.
i only just realized i created trans wolverine.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i’ve been building a dnd character based purely on how i see myself: as a tiny little twerp of indeterminate gender who snarls at everything and has pointy knives sticking out in all directions.
i only just realized i created trans wolverine.
i only just realized i created trans wolverine.
“but HER emails….”
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“but HER emails….”
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i see a lot of Gen Xers crowing about being “latchkey kids” and that our parents threw us out of the house to play by ourselves all night
but i think it’s cool to see parents walking their kids to school. especially dads. i cheer inside when i see it. i had a great dad but he wasn’t there for that.
but i think it’s cool to see parents walking their kids to school. especially dads. i cheer inside when i see it. i had a great dad but he wasn’t there for that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i see a lot of Gen Xers crowing about being “latchkey kids” and that our parents threw us out of the house to play by ourselves all night
but i think it’s cool to see parents walking their kids to school. especially dads. i cheer inside when i see it. i had a great dad but he wasn’t there for that.
but i think it’s cool to see parents walking their kids to school. especially dads. i cheer inside when i see it. i had a great dad but he wasn’t there for that.
(opens a bag labeled “DEAD BIRD”) well, i don’t know what i expected…
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
(opens a bag labeled “DEAD BIRD”) well, i don’t know what i expected…
it would be lowkey amazing if it happened though. just imagining every faithful evangelical disappearing at the same time…🫡
Got sucked into the side of TikTok commenting on the trend in American evangelicalism right now—where there’s a growing belief that that the rapture will happen this Tuesday—September 23rd
This is due to a of set of things happening in Israel interpreted through a tangled "Left Behind" theology+
This is due to a of set of things happening in Israel interpreted through a tangled "Left Behind" theology+
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
it would be lowkey amazing if it happened though. just imagining every faithful evangelical disappearing at the same time…🫡
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We're in times where thieves can identify as artists, but people can't identify as themselves.
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We're in times where thieves can identify as artists, but people can't identify as themselves.
El-ahrairah, prince with a thousand enemies
August 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
El-ahrairah, prince with a thousand enemies