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🏳️‍⚧️ not going gently into that fucking night, i can tell you that
@newyorker.com’s office printer:
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
this is the only way one of these scumbags should “reënter the culture:” as a complete fucking joke so we can all laugh at the depths to which he’s fallen. shame on anyone taking money to rehabilitate the image of a sex criminal. still laugh/cringing at The New Yorker’s absolute spineless turpitude
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
update: i suppose my machines are basically twins, i didn’t realize they were so alike.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
(opens a bag labeled “DEAD BIRD”) well, i don’t know what i expected…
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
August 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
LONDON 2008

After forty days and nights of torrential rain, the city is largely submerged below water, a result of the devastating effects of continued global warming. The warnings ignored for decades have now resulted in undreamed-of levels of pollution where day has become almost endless night...
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
July 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
July 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
June 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
we love snowshoe kitties!
May 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

oh i couldn’t just pick four, that’s silly. there is kind of a theme here
May 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ha! i got all the same characters, with Ed ranked highest.
May 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
April 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trump merchandising has elevated the amount of cringe inside jokes available on T-shirts from previous “Christian evangelist youth group” levels

ists mphttps://www.basedinlafayette.com/p/lpd-asks-for-video-after-maga-driver
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
who could have predicted this.
April 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
March 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
this made me giggle uproariously. it reminds me of jack handey’s deep thoughts. or this classic achewood
March 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
same energy
March 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
February 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
February 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
imagine being such a fucking loser that this kind of thing pisses you off
February 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Bazooka Circus was what the whole world would be doing Sunday night if the Nazis had won the war.

This was the Sixth Reich.”
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
sometimes the city provides the perfect concrete metaphor
February 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Rest in Piss to this guy
March 27, 2024 at 11:28 PM