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Northern Monkey
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Consultant. "Mouthy Northern Git". #NUFC

Anti-fascist, Ally, Anti-Tory (Blue and Red)
@stealthboomboom.bsky.social did we forget to load something?
May 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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A horde of Mondays attacked the wall today but stout fighting men and shieldmaidens managed to beat them back without casualties. The ground beneath us and as far as the eye can see is littered with the bodies of many Mondays but we do not celebrate. We await their return in one week.
March 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Campaign to get @stealthboomboom.bsky.social to put the podcast up on a Monday evening.
Tomorrow morning.

Thief II: The Metal Age.

Subscribe to Stealth Boom Boom.

Cheers x o x o
March 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, using only gifs.
February 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Top English judge slams Starmer's move against Palestinian refugees living in UK www.middleeasteye.net/news/top-eng...
Top English judge slams Starmer's move against Palestinian refugees living in UK
Baroness Carr said she was 'deeply troubled' after the PM criticised a judge's decision to allow Palestinian refugees to use the Ukraine Family Scheme
www.middleeasteye.net
February 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Labour’s failures require resistance

Keir Starmer promised little at the general election, coming to office on the back of anger and disillusionment after 14 years of Tory rule. But just 7 months in, Labour is abandoning the little it did promise

socialistworker.co.uk/sw-view/labo...
Labour's failures require resistance
As Labour abondons the promises housing and healthcare pledges that got them elected, we must demand change.
socialistworker.co.uk
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ah, they didn't think the leopard would eat THEIR faces. Just other people's.

Women. And brown people.
February 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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All of the so-called "patriots" who are cheering the felon's dismantling of DEI is indicative as to why it was needed in the first place.

That's right. There are people among us who never wanted women, the disabled, or people of color to have equal opportunities.

True story☕️
a man with a beard is drinking from a cup while sitting at a table .
ALT: a man with a beard is drinking from a cup while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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February 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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even spambots have given up
February 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm back, bitches.
February 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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😅🤣😅
reskeet and reskeet, we all need to go on collectively and update ever so often from original rating day.

reskeet this post or your own, so it goes viral, I wanna see a surge or 0 or 1 stars.

Please, pretty please 🙏 🥹🙏🥹🙏 🥹🙏

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Thanks for the reminder.... Please take a moment to rate Twitter app 1 star on the AppStore/Playstore
March 11, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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Have you found them?
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY’RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
March 7, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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It's annoying that we now are expected to take seriously people who were radicalized by Lara Croft's bustline falling below a certain threshold
March 7, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Took his nose out of Musk's rancid arse long enough to block me for pointing out Tesla's boring, boring looking cars.

👶
March 6, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Really kind of soul-deadening how evergreen this sort of post has proved to be
March 5, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Greg Miller - biggest shill out there.
March 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I was kicked out of The Alliance of Internet Alpha Males for not believing women are inferior to me.
I was kicked out of The Alliance of Internet Alpha Males for playing with plastic toys.
March 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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From Neo Luddite;
March 3, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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fellas is it gay to like pussy
March 2, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Facebook memories are a wonder today! Anniversary of my old #NUFC Twitter pal Curly posting the reply to his letter to the Mayor of Milan, where he asked the age old question “Have you ever seen a mackem in Milan?” 😂😂😂
March 1, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Northern Mockingbirds are utterly sensational. All the best #birds are grey white and black!
February 29, 2024 at 11:19 AM