sears
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Plugging 9 volt batteries into each other until they explode
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2026 reading thread
trent reznor doing commercial jingles. i want to help you like a hamburger. is this anything.
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
trent reznor doing commercial jingles. i want to help you like a hamburger. is this anything.
i can’t think of a single other MCU alum that’s had the motion he’s had. the only person with positive post-endgame trajectory.
Sebastian Stan will be playing Harvey Dent in ‘The Batman 2’ 🎭🦇
(via THR)
(via THR)
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i can’t think of a single other MCU alum that’s had the motion he’s had. the only person with positive post-endgame trajectory.
for the past few weeks i’ve been on what i call “lawyerquest” where i keep liking ads for personal injury lawyers to see how esoteric i can get. this is the current state of affairs.
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
for the past few weeks i’ve been on what i call “lawyerquest” where i keep liking ads for personal injury lawyers to see how esoteric i can get. this is the current state of affairs.
this hostage negotiation could’ve been an email
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
this hostage negotiation could’ve been an email
last 4. it’s been a good week.
January 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
last 4. it’s been a good week.
if Watergate happened today his name would be g. gordon griddy
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
if Watergate happened today his name would be g. gordon griddy
woah mama they’re reanimating me
January 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
woah mama they’re reanimating me
99% of political cartoonists quit right before solving everything forever
January 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
99% of political cartoonists quit right before solving everything forever
hardest part of trying to switch over here is curating the exact type of algorithm it took a decade to curate elsewhere. like a finely seasoned skillet.
January 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
hardest part of trying to switch over here is curating the exact type of algorithm it took a decade to curate elsewhere. like a finely seasoned skillet.
from the twisted mind of shawn levy
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
from the twisted mind of shawn levy
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THIS MARTIAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
THIS MARTIAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!
2026 reading thread
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
2026 reading thread
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don’t be “in a fandom.”
grow up, get a hobby, make friends.
grow up, get a hobby, make friends.
October 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
don’t be “in a fandom.”
grow up, get a hobby, make friends.
grow up, get a hobby, make friends.
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this is a wildly nasty place, pretending that it's not. like minnesota. or canada
May 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
this is a wildly nasty place, pretending that it's not. like minnesota. or canada
using youtube audiobooks of hp lovecraft stories to sleep lately and i keep waking up in cold sweats with this on my phone screen
May 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
using youtube audiobooks of hp lovecraft stories to sleep lately and i keep waking up in cold sweats with this on my phone screen
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Probably not good that the answer to “which companies would collaborate with a fascist regime that’s trying to kill their employees and customers?” is “basically all of them”
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Probably not good that the answer to “which companies would collaborate with a fascist regime that’s trying to kill their employees and customers?” is “basically all of them”
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I really love listening to alternative rock but if I'm being honest my favorite thing to do is watch movies
March 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I really love listening to alternative rock but if I'm being honest my favorite thing to do is watch movies
mouthwashing was a very good game
March 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
mouthwashing was a very good game
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We need a shen yun of the left
February 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
We need a shen yun of the left
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marketing consultant at coca cola: what if we made mrs clause trans? that would really raise Brand Awareness
coca cola exec: not enough people know about coca cola
coca cola exec: not enough people know about coca cola
December 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
marketing consultant at coca cola: what if we made mrs clause trans? that would really raise Brand Awareness
coca cola exec: not enough people know about coca cola
coca cola exec: not enough people know about coca cola
every year i put on the game awards in hope that ill be able to relive a high as good as seeing the armored core 6 trailer for the first time and every year im let down
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
every year i put on the game awards in hope that ill be able to relive a high as good as seeing the armored core 6 trailer for the first time and every year im let down