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legalize petting dogs

adult NB. Trans rights now and forever

nominally he/him but go crazy with it, idc
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When you debate me online this is who you’re arguing with
dearest plane nerds: there’s a civilian tilt-rotor craft (??????) doing rounds just north of Philadelphia right now
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
are you a gay islamophile seeking to date a hot, terrible father?

you’re trying to bag bad baghdadi baddie daddies
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
stretching isn't enough, I need to be strapped into a medieval torture device
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not "talk to every day" but I've got a few mutuals who still post back and forth with me and that's neat :)
question for the bluesky elders: does anyone else have a bestie from the 2023 days who you still talk to every day and are very close with?
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Get in loser … we’re reinventing the rule of law from first principles
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I need Corbeau or Bride or Recaro to make a racing seat that’s compatible with both factory seatbelts and 6-point harnesses and also has lumbar support, and also has heating and cooling

Why doesn’t this exist. I’m annoyed this doesn’t exist. Yes I’m the only person on earth who wants this
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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shout out to everyone who isn’t a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hypnospace Outlaw review: They sure did make a lot of fake websites for this game
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
your table is ready
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Perfectly normal temperature for a motorcycle ride
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey Boston area nerds: if you vape disposables I will gladly take your empties and do something cool with the batteries :)

Don’t just throw those in the trash! Dispose of them properly
if i speak about what should happened to the inventors of disposable vapes they'll suspend me for 6 months
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I hate that stupid truck bed size infographic
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this dingus fell off a pier into the freezing ocean and needed to be fished out last night

(he’s fine)

absolutely graceless creature
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Someone hook Beaudrillard's corpse up to a generator, his grave-rolling will power our society for generations to come
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Please help us reach our goal for this intensely difficult (beyond our control) year. We aren’t even that far away, honestly. The link is pinned to the top of my page for my kid and me and our little old pup.

[old puppy tax (14) 🥲❤️]
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Everyone rubs his paws to tell him he’s a good boy
I’m not crying you’re crying
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
when sleeping dogs lie, who holds them accountable?
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Some of you people are absolutely terrible advocates for communism tbqh
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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you say a few two dollar words and suddenly everyone's too broke to read
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We’re getting so close to having a major publication come out and say that being anti-Nazi is “woke” without any obfuscation. SO close. I can almost taste it
October 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Gender is like mayonnaise

Every culture has it but posters online act like it’s for white people only
Gender is like mayonnaise.

It's fine in small quantities for people who like it, but some folks just will not stop smearing it all over everything.
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
kei trucks are funko pops with weeaboo characteristics
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Don’t forget to check out the replies on any post about the aws outage if you need to top up on Dumb Bullshit
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM