Graham on the Internet
@normalguy.online
legalize petting dogs
adult NB. Trans rights now and forever
nominally he/him but go crazy with it, idc
adult NB. Trans rights now and forever
nominally he/him but go crazy with it, idc
dearest plane nerds: there’s a civilian tilt-rotor craft (??????) doing rounds just north of Philadelphia right now
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
dearest plane nerds: there’s a civilian tilt-rotor craft (??????) doing rounds just north of Philadelphia right now
Perfectly normal temperature for a motorcycle ride
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Perfectly normal temperature for a motorcycle ride
Its an absolutely incredible platform for talented shitposting
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Its an absolutely incredible platform for talented shitposting
this dingus fell off a pier into the freezing ocean and needed to be fished out last night
(he’s fine)
absolutely graceless creature
(he’s fine)
absolutely graceless creature
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this dingus fell off a pier into the freezing ocean and needed to be fished out last night
(he’s fine)
absolutely graceless creature
(he’s fine)
absolutely graceless creature
also 1/1 weird homebuilt up there over houston too
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
also 1/1 weird homebuilt up there over houston too
New PB at NHMS, 1:20.01
There's a still several seconds left on the table even on street tires, I'm still getting walked by 86es, but this is 3 seconds faster than my best lap in the Focus RS and I can really feel the improvement
There's a still several seconds left on the table even on street tires, I'm still getting walked by 86es, but this is 3 seconds faster than my best lap in the Focus RS and I can really feel the improvement
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
New PB at NHMS, 1:20.01
There's a still several seconds left on the table even on street tires, I'm still getting walked by 86es, but this is 3 seconds faster than my best lap in the Focus RS and I can really feel the improvement
There's a still several seconds left on the table even on street tires, I'm still getting walked by 86es, but this is 3 seconds faster than my best lap in the Focus RS and I can really feel the improvement
Morning paddock cruise
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Morning paddock cruise
“Hey Graham why would you get up at 5am two days in a row for this”
GOOD QUESTION, ASK THE OLD MEN WHO RUN THESE THINGS
GOOD QUESTION, ASK THE OLD MEN WHO RUN THESE THINGS
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“Hey Graham why would you get up at 5am two days in a row for this”
GOOD QUESTION, ASK THE OLD MEN WHO RUN THESE THINGS
GOOD QUESTION, ASK THE OLD MEN WHO RUN THESE THINGS
i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry
September 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry
“Someone’s gonna have to disassemble this and re-weld some battery terminals”
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Someone’s gonna have to disassemble this and re-weld some battery terminals”
casual postwar ccp training aircraft over Norwood MA
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
casual postwar ccp training aircraft over Norwood MA
let’s go gamers
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
let’s go gamers
Behold: a half-decent lap around Palmer CW
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Behold: a half-decent lap around Palmer CW
![Wikipedia screenshot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_neon_tetra
The black neon tetra (Hyphessobrycon herbertaxelrodi) is a freshwater fish of the characin family (Characidae) of the order Characiformes.[2] It is native to the Paraguay basin of southern Brazil. They are often found in the aquarium trade, and a feral population has been established in the rio Paraíba do Sul basin due to the trade.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gecqjmiohevnwamqkzrbh2sa/bafkreihrj42zgs23p6tok7xgruwvgriqc75moj6664eo2fnyg6umwaciua@jpeg)
![Wikipedia screenshot: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_neon_tetra#Credit_card_fraud
Credit card fraud
Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fishes' movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games.[8] In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human.[9][8] On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream.[10][11] Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo.[12]
"Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are"
– caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident[12]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gecqjmiohevnwamqkzrbh2sa/bafkreiboa5zgqqdrgyw3yykjiym5u45wapbqrb7sevaemjb75sliobhosi@jpeg)
Cackling over my coffee at this. Dante wrote about the Wikipedia pits in Inferno
September 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Cackling over my coffee at this. Dante wrote about the Wikipedia pits in Inferno
Tiny side note while I have your ear - you forgot to remove this line when you added the EPA estimates:
(this is obviously just a small oversight and not an editorial issue, just noticed when I was reading your updates)
(this is obviously just a small oversight and not an editorial issue, just noticed when I was reading your updates)
September 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tiny side note while I have your ear - you forgot to remove this line when you added the EPA estimates:
(this is obviously just a small oversight and not an editorial issue, just noticed when I was reading your updates)
(this is obviously just a small oversight and not an editorial issue, just noticed when I was reading your updates)
Mf looks like he was a webcomic artist in 2011
September 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Mf looks like he was a webcomic artist in 2011
bring back Sleve McDichael
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
bring back Sleve McDichael
Mfw the Lyft is a Honda Civic instead of another SUV
September 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Mfw the Lyft is a Honda Civic instead of another SUV