Alexander the Nope
@nope.bsky.social
i can't be gone im still here
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obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
October 8, 2024 at 5:23 PM
obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week
September 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week
how do you do fellow kids
September 25, 2024 at 12:08 AM
how do you do fellow kids
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Sure, getting to the Seattle airport is easy: Just turn left, then when you get to the interdimensional junction rotate yourself 90° perpendicular to all three Cartesian axes and you'll be there in no time!
May 24, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Sure, getting to the Seattle airport is easy: Just turn left, then when you get to the interdimensional junction rotate yourself 90° perpendicular to all three Cartesian axes and you'll be there in no time!
spending this sunday at the altar of my god peace be with u
May 14, 2023 at 7:11 PM
spending this sunday at the altar of my god peace be with u
Is becoming a swiftie an all or nothing proposition or more of a spectrum thing
May 14, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Is becoming a swiftie an all or nothing proposition or more of a spectrum thing
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FSB spokesperson: this attack was done by [spins wheel] Anglo-Ukrainian Nazis, with the help of [throws dart] the Soros LGBT militia, and financed by [picking out of a hat] the black ops wing of the Disney company.
May 3, 2023 at 5:14 PM
FSB spokesperson: this attack was done by [spins wheel] Anglo-Ukrainian Nazis, with the help of [throws dart] the Soros LGBT militia, and financed by [picking out of a hat] the black ops wing of the Disney company.
one thing that bluesky seriously lacks in comparison to twitter is very serious discourse about hunter biden
May 3, 2023 at 4:53 PM
one thing that bluesky seriously lacks in comparison to twitter is very serious discourse about hunter biden
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do you know how much you have to suck to literally be shooting rockets into space and still be uncool? and yet we have so many rich guys pulling it off. inspiring
May 3, 2023 at 3:37 AM
do you know how much you have to suck to literally be shooting rockets into space and still be uncool? and yet we have so many rich guys pulling it off. inspiring
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hellthread 20xx (2023)
April 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
hellthread 20xx (2023)
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It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
April 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
no come back i can change
April 29, 2023 at 8:44 AM
no come back i can change
hello darkness my old friend, im leaving work at 4 again
April 29, 2023 at 8:39 AM
hello darkness my old friend, im leaving work at 4 again
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Mods send me invite codes I'm like one of 10 black people here
April 28, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Mods send me invite codes I'm like one of 10 black people here
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writing an old country song about hammerin' hannah and the legend of bluesky's first fallen shitposter
April 28, 2023 at 5:09 PM
writing an old country song about hammerin' hannah and the legend of bluesky's first fallen shitposter
sorry for the noob question, but:
By the git analogy posted in the AT docs, r all posts committed even post delete?
Just thinking abt the implications.
If anyone can point me to an explainer (not the official one) that does a deep dive on the implications of proto choices i'd be much obliged.
By the git analogy posted in the AT docs, r all posts committed even post delete?
Just thinking abt the implications.
If anyone can point me to an explainer (not the official one) that does a deep dive on the implications of proto choices i'd be much obliged.
April 28, 2023 at 4:51 PM
sorry for the noob question, but:
By the git analogy posted in the AT docs, r all posts committed even post delete?
Just thinking abt the implications.
If anyone can point me to an explainer (not the official one) that does a deep dive on the implications of proto choices i'd be much obliged.
By the git analogy posted in the AT docs, r all posts committed even post delete?
Just thinking abt the implications.
If anyone can point me to an explainer (not the official one) that does a deep dive on the implications of proto choices i'd be much obliged.
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J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches
GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches
GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
April 28, 2023 at 4:16 PM
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches
GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches
GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
oh fuck yeah you're here too now! *unrolls welcome mat that is actually a bed of nails*
Now, for you're final test: If you have actually transcended twitter then this should pose no problem 😛
Now, for you're final test: If you have actually transcended twitter then this should pose no problem 😛
April 28, 2023 at 4:06 PM
oh fuck yeah you're here too now! *unrolls welcome mat that is actually a bed of nails*
Now, for you're final test: If you have actually transcended twitter then this should pose no problem 😛
Now, for you're final test: If you have actually transcended twitter then this should pose no problem 😛
you shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
April 28, 2023 at 3:39 PM
you shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
does anyone know what jai paul is doing
April 27, 2023 at 5:04 PM
does anyone know what jai paul is doing
seeing mutuals from twitter feels like finding your family after a disaster
April 27, 2023 at 4:38 PM
seeing mutuals from twitter feels like finding your family after a disaster
i saw the cursed butt tweet and then
April 27, 2023 at 4:29 PM
i saw the cursed butt tweet and then