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December 11, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Will Janet finally get brought to justice? #justiceforgeoffs #notalljanets
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For anyone following #justiceforgeoffs I will be revealing who I believe murdered Geoff Slater and Geoff Green in my next post.
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December 4, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Girlfriend Keeps Dropping Hints About Wanting 17-Hectare Mausoleum Complex
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December 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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If like me you’re suffering seasonal affective disorder, here are my top tips:
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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It was the fredst of times, it was the durst of times
November 23, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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Yes, it’s an eclectic place Sheffield
November 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Best social media innovation of 2024: a platform that is exactly like another was 5 years ago
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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Good morning, #CoffeeClub ☕️ ♥️
November 23, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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Morris Dancers decamped from X, went viral and now have a thriving Morris starter pack that spans 3 continents…

bsky.app/starter-pack...
November 19, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Ahhhhhh. And so the old traditions live on.
November 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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the honesty is refreshing
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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You can tell a lot about someone based on how they treat animals, how they tip servers, and how they react to Taylor Swift 👀
November 16, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Heartbreak sucks but the music is excellent
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 PM
The hero that Geoffs need, and that Janet deserves #JusticeforGeoffs #notallJanets
November 18, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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"Just bought an old house in the same city Slade come from"
"Is it liveable?"
"No, that's The Beatles"
November 17, 2024 at 12:22 PM
All these people signing up for Blue Sky but still no sign of Janet….? #puppetmaster #JusticeforGeoffs #notallJanets
Please share this, Geoff or otherwise. This has to stop.
November 17, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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Music won’t change the world but it will provide your soundtrack
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM