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To start the new year off right, I'm going to get rid of all the junk food in my house.
I should be really full by the time I'm done.
I should be really full by the time I'm done.
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
To start the new year off right, I'm going to get rid of all the junk food in my house.
I should be really full by the time I'm done.
I should be really full by the time I'm done.
Truth
The best pizza comes from places that are named after Italian names.
December 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Truth
I'm sending out gift baskets for Christmas this year with the following note attached:
Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. 🎄
Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm sending out gift baskets for Christmas this year with the following note attached:
Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. 🎄
Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. 🎄
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shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine
If you still need some gift ideas.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you still need some gift ideas.
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Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
Ain’t no stress, gonna steal my day. I going to move this joy my way.
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ain’t no stress, gonna steal my day. I going to move this joy my way.
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We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
I asked ChatGPT what to get my wife for Christmas. It replied, someone who listens to her.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I asked ChatGPT what to get my wife for Christmas. It replied, someone who listens to her.
All humans are built with the capacity to take naps. My capacity is overdeveloped.
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
All humans are built with the capacity to take naps. My capacity is overdeveloped.
McDonald's to hand out a Peace Prize with every Happy Meal.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
McDonald's to hand out a Peace Prize with every Happy Meal.
If you see a toilet in your dreams, do NOT use it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If you see a toilet in your dreams, do NOT use it.
Should you be worried if you get an empty fortune cookie? Asking for a friend.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Should you be worried if you get an empty fortune cookie? Asking for a friend.
Me at a nightclub
Where are the chairs?
Where are the chairs?
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Me at a nightclub
Where are the chairs?
Where are the chairs?
You would make a great cult leader.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You would make a great cult leader.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is there an AI that can read Estein’s emails in the voice of James Earl Jones?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is there an AI that can read Estein’s emails in the voice of James Earl Jones?
I’m my dog’s emotional support animal.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m my dog’s emotional support animal.
My ability to consume calories far outweighs my ability to burn calories.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My ability to consume calories far outweighs my ability to burn calories.
Wine is win with a silent e at the end. 🍷
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Wine is win with a silent e at the end. 🍷
My version of preplanning involves leaving an uncooked plate of nachos in the microwave for when I get home.
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My version of preplanning involves leaving an uncooked plate of nachos in the microwave for when I get home.
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There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There should be a “skip to the point” button for conversations.
My winter body is filling out nicely.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My winter body is filling out nicely.
Did Boys to Men ever explain what an Alezanderpora is?
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Did Boys to Men ever explain what an Alezanderpora is?
Combining tourette's with energy drinks is never a good idea.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Combining tourette's with energy drinks is never a good idea.