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Maybe go easy on the chardonnay, infused ayahuasca.
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Living the dream
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Xmas leftovers to the max.
YOLO
December 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Grinch can keep the credit card bills.
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The strong will survive
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Santa doesn't hand out spots on the naughty list you have to earn it.
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A place on Santa’s naughty list is earned, not given.
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Looks like the closing scene of SNL.
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Go to the chaos of the grocery store now, so you'll better appreciate calm later.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should expect a memorial when you return to work.
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
And just like that all future 60 Minutes programs must be approved by the Department of Misinformation.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Cool, just add fried bacon.
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Free will can be a bitch
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
🤷‍♂️ but it was recycling day.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Or we remove all warning labels. We will be better off in a generation.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I had lunch at Hooters and didn't see a single bird.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I would like to hear the choir sing Like a Virgin during Christmas mass.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Let me know if you an alibi.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The machines will decide like a Hogwarts sorting hat.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM