I'm only following nsfw, so every time I open this app, it's nothing but smut, and so far, it's working incredibly well.

Toast and water.
If I got some sugar and cinnamon, you know what's gonna go down.

I have just one big neuron that does everything.

I’m not like other girls, I’m a straight elder millennial man with irreversibly tight hamstrings.

ope, gotch’er li’l boat shoes on. big day on the ol’ pond? may the nor’ wind blow ya safely to wherever ya come from.

News orgs keep talking about how much traffic Bluesky sends to articles, but last night I told someone I’d make a disgusting custom ice cream flavor if they crowdfunded $200, and it got funded in about twenty seconds so it’s important to remember Bluesky supports bad ideas AS WELL as journalism.

No one:
My brain at 3AM: "Marcus Hopsin, please come to the stand."

me: If your wife poisons your coffee wouldn’t that be considered grounds for divorce?

barista: sir we’ll call you when your order is ready.

dunkins employee: careful, it's really hot

me: you too (spilling coffee everywhere trying to force the cup into a center console filled to the brim with pennies)

overheard teens roasting each other: "how do you call yourself italian and you don't know what broccoli rabe is?"

Gamer Simply Too Employed to Be Any Good at Games
hard-drive.net/hd/gamer-sim...

DJ Khaled refuses to eat pussy but he’ll fuck up a McRib.

these ditto plushes are so cute!

audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.

My face when the feed isn't pure ecchi cuz it aint tuned yet.

...probably.

I wonder how big this platform will be