nobirdstofly
@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
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nobirdstofly
@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
· Jan 28
being extremely clever up here
hello hello! it seems like it's time to make a list of my good omens fics (so far). all of these are aziraphale/crowley, and all are, uh, extremely explicit
one-shots:
feel my fortune tell me
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ive done a terrible job of linking all my fic here so have a tumblr intro post
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dual pov that rehashes the exact same scenes 🔪🔪🔪
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
dual pov that rehashes the exact same scenes 🔪🔪🔪
does anyone have any workout tops they like that are NOT CROPPED. please I beg you I have big boobs and the longest torso in the world
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
does anyone have any workout tops they like that are NOT CROPPED. please I beg you I have big boobs and the longest torso in the world
so this is one of my favorite photos -- it was actually my ao3 profile pic forever until i thought about "branding" -- and i cannot find a print of it anywhere. can't believe i'll have to make it myself
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
so this is one of my favorite photos -- it was actually my ao3 profile pic forever until i thought about "branding" -- and i cannot find a print of it anywhere. can't believe i'll have to make it myself
oh to be a spoiled pershing square pigeon
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
oh to be a spoiled pershing square pigeon
me when my skin looks nice after remembering to routinely use the thing I bought to make my skin look nice
a close up of a pikachu with its mouth open
Alt: shocked pikachu
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
me when my skin looks nice after remembering to routinely use the thing I bought to make my skin look nice
Without downloading any pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Without downloading any pics, what is it like dating you?
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
Name a black and white film you love!
there are sooo many but let's go with one that's only in b&w for the lols: A Hard Day's NIght (1964)
there are sooo many but let's go with one that's only in b&w for the lols: A Hard Day's NIght (1964)
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Name a black and white film you love!
there are sooo many but let's go with one that's only in b&w for the lols: A Hard Day's NIght (1964)
there are sooo many but let's go with one that's only in b&w for the lols: A Hard Day's NIght (1964)
I’ve had “a holly jolly christmas” stuck in my head for DAYS and it’s not even one I’m especially fond of
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ve had “a holly jolly christmas” stuck in my head for DAYS and it’s not even one I’m especially fond of
moving to a neighborhood where delivery robots are common and also commonly getting themselves stuck is really proving how easily I can anthropomorphize anything
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
moving to a neighborhood where delivery robots are common and also commonly getting themselves stuck is really proving how easily I can anthropomorphize anything
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Reposted by nobirdstofly
I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ve never seen a better ldpdl impression honestly
thanks to the rain I haven’t had wifi since friday night I am in the dark ages
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
thanks to the rain I haven’t had wifi since friday night I am in the dark ages
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[gently holds ur hand and looks deeply into ur eyes] no more epithets
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
[gently holds ur hand and looks deeply into ur eyes] no more epithets
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
this is why my music taste has never changed (and i cannot narrow it down any further.....)
this is why my music taste has never changed (and i cannot narrow it down any further.....)
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
this is why my music taste has never changed (and i cannot narrow it down any further.....)
this is why my music taste has never changed (and i cannot narrow it down any further.....)
I’ll admit that season 3 of alice in borderland has made me much more nervous of any time trains do anything weird
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ll admit that season 3 of alice in borderland has made me much more nervous of any time trains do anything weird
no one believes me but rain in LA, even a drizzle, is exactly like that one episode of The OC
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
no one believes me but rain in LA, even a drizzle, is exactly like that one episode of The OC
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
i haven't written wangxian in 4 years but i can't stop thinking about wlw massage therapist wwx filling in for pro athlete lwj's normal masseuse
massages are usually a quiet, restful experience for lwj but this leggy (hot) woman will NOT stop complimenting her muscles as she feels them up
massages are usually a quiet, restful experience for lwj but this leggy (hot) woman will NOT stop complimenting her muscles as she feels them up
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i haven't written wangxian in 4 years but i can't stop thinking about wlw massage therapist wwx filling in for pro athlete lwj's normal masseuse
massages are usually a quiet, restful experience for lwj but this leggy (hot) woman will NOT stop complimenting her muscles as she feels them up
massages are usually a quiet, restful experience for lwj but this leggy (hot) woman will NOT stop complimenting her muscles as she feels them up
can’t believe in all the reviews I read of this brunch spot, not one mentioned gus
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
can’t believe in all the reviews I read of this brunch spot, not one mentioned gus
consider: when you go to dinner alone, you get all the bread
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
consider: when you go to dinner alone, you get all the bread
regret to report in the last two days I’ve become the kind of person who swirls wine
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
regret to report in the last two days I’ve become the kind of person who swirls wine