nobirdstofly
@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
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nobirdstofly
@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
· Jan 28
being extremely clever up here
hello hello! it seems like it's time to make a list of my good omens fics (so far). all of these are aziraphale/crowley, and all are, uh, extremely explicit
one-shots:
feel my fortune tell me
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ive done a terrible job of linking all my fic here so have a tumblr intro post
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I need someone to come over who likes peach, mango, and/or grapefruit. accidentally curated a collection of the seltzer flavors I don’t care for
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I need someone to come over who likes peach, mango, and/or grapefruit. accidentally curated a collection of the seltzer flavors I don’t care for
why have I heard “crisises” TWICE in separate podcasts in the last week? open the schools
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
why have I heard “crisises” TWICE in separate podcasts in the last week? open the schools
this is why I’ve suddenly gone from zero to hundred in “having cats” and also why I now have a detailed spreadsheet of what I need to buy and am watching litter box reviews
most of the time I’m annoyingly logical and an over-planner, but sometimes I’m recklessly impulsive. this is all to say I bleached my hair last night
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
this is why I’ve suddenly gone from zero to hundred in “having cats” and also why I now have a detailed spreadsheet of what I need to buy and am watching litter box reviews
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Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny
kittens arrive next weekend, apologies in advance for this becoming my entire personality
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
kittens arrive next weekend, apologies in advance for this becoming my entire personality
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BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 2: KEKE PALMER
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
February 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 2: KEKE PALMER
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
This #BlackHorrorMonth continues with a tribute to the extraordinary Keke Palmer as the charismatic Emerald "Em" Haywood in Jordan Peele’s 2022 original sci-fi/horror film NOPE. The film stars Daniel Kaluuya and Keith David among others. #BlackHistoryMonth
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BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 3: T.K. CARTER
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
BLACK HORROR MONTH ~ Day 3: T.K. CARTER
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
Today I had to tribute another great actor from one of my favorite movies, @thehorrormaster.bsky.social THE THING (1982), who sadly passed away last month. T.K.'s rollerskating chef Nauls to the tune of SUPERSTITION was 👨🏾🍳👌🏾 #BlackHorrorMonth #BlackHistoryMonth
um may have inquired about two kittens who need a home thanks to a flyer at my fave coffee shop
I want a cat……………….
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
um may have inquired about two kittens who need a home thanks to a flyer at my fave coffee shop
Saturday morning
February 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Saturday morning
it’s not this opening ceremony is bad, it’s just that paris had throuples and beheadings. the bar, it was so high
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
it’s not this opening ceremony is bad, it’s just that paris had throuples and beheadings. the bar, it was so high
every time i get SO emotional watching all the super excited baby athletes during the parade of nations
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
every time i get SO emotional watching all the super excited baby athletes during the parade of nations
me looking into how to make my own cold brew
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
me looking into how to make my own cold brew
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oh I'm sure everybody will listen to this request
International Olympic Committee Asks Fans to Not Boo JD Vance at the Opening Ceremony
The U.S. delegation will be led by the Vice President and Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
www.townandcountrymag.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
oh I'm sure everybody will listen to this request
that joke about how we all have our own nsa agent listening in but it’s someone monitoring your streaming services, muttering, “for real, girl?!” when you start rewatching a tv show for the nth time
February 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
that joke about how we all have our own nsa agent listening in but it’s someone monitoring your streaming services, muttering, “for real, girl?!” when you start rewatching a tv show for the nth time
hi hi I would like to do the thing please. love to rank things and have opinions
ooh, this sounds fun!
Ask me my top five ANYTHING and I'll respond!
Ask me my top five ANYTHING and I'll respond!
feel like reviving a game that used to go around twt all the time. yw to quote skeet and play along!
ask me my top five ANYTHING and I'll respond!
ask me my top five ANYTHING and I'll respond!
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
hi hi I would like to do the thing please. love to rank things and have opinions
I was going to be “good” and not get wine with my groceries, but I just spent the last 2 hours fixing a work problem a predecessor created (just when I thought I was done for the day) so WINE
February 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I was going to be “good” and not get wine with my groceries, but I just spent the last 2 hours fixing a work problem a predecessor created (just when I thought I was done for the day) so WINE
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I saw Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys look and desperately needed to draw Crowley showing up to Eden like that
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I saw Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys look and desperately needed to draw Crowley showing up to Eden like that
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
having a weird night thanks to brain, tell me your favorite weird/fun facts? I love to learn shit
I’ll go first: “skosh,” meaning “a tiny bit” is derived/shortened from the japanese word “sukoshi” and was brought to the us by soldiers stationed in japan post-ww2
I’ll go first: “skosh,” meaning “a tiny bit” is derived/shortened from the japanese word “sukoshi” and was brought to the us by soldiers stationed in japan post-ww2
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
having a weird night thanks to brain, tell me your favorite weird/fun facts? I love to learn shit
I’ll go first: “skosh,” meaning “a tiny bit” is derived/shortened from the japanese word “sukoshi” and was brought to the us by soldiers stationed in japan post-ww2
I’ll go first: “skosh,” meaning “a tiny bit” is derived/shortened from the japanese word “sukoshi” and was brought to the us by soldiers stationed in japan post-ww2
this is who runs this account
(baby’s first time in the states)
(baby’s first time in the states)
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
this is who runs this account
(baby’s first time in the states)
(baby’s first time in the states)
grabbing dinner at a local bar that’s showing the grammys and everyone here is cheering every time someone bashes ice/talks up immigrants. the most excellent of vibes in la as always
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
grabbing dinner at a local bar that’s showing the grammys and everyone here is cheering every time someone bashes ice/talks up immigrants. the most excellent of vibes in la as always
fuck I miss writing. I really didn’t imagine it’d still feel out of reach this many months later
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
fuck I miss writing. I really didn’t imagine it’d still feel out of reach this many months later
wanted wine with dinner and thankfully remembered I have this sparkling red from final girl wines
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
wanted wine with dinner and thankfully remembered I have this sparkling red from final girl wines
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Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Imagine if you had told these guys a year ago that they would become torchbearers for the Olympics because they had such hot gay sex on a television show
I don’t even like the sun and I still feel better once I’ve been outside in it. dumb corporeal form
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I don’t even like the sun and I still feel better once I’ve been outside in it. dumb corporeal form
patently absurd I’m meant to work every month during the days in which I’m actively bleeding out
January 28, 2026 at 8:10 PM
patently absurd I’m meant to work every month during the days in which I’m actively bleeding out