nobirdstofly
@nobirdstofly.bsky.social
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aaahhhhh ofc I can think of nothing when asked but PLEASE
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
aaahhhhh ofc I can think of nothing when asked but PLEASE
the bus driver warned me twice to watch my step. it doesn’t even flood in this part of the city lol
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the bus driver warned me twice to watch my step. it doesn’t even flood in this part of the city lol
they were not exaggerating
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
they were not exaggerating
ugh I’m so sorry, get rest 😭
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ugh I’m so sorry, get rest 😭
too true!! i'm totally here for the wine nerdery, it really enriches the world imo!
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
too true!! i'm totally here for the wine nerdery, it really enriches the world imo!
WHO IS THE CAMBOY I SEE IT BOTH WAYS NOW
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
WHO IS THE CAMBOY I SEE IT BOTH WAYS NOW
hey just saying happy to read this at any stage of the process I’m salivating
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
hey just saying happy to read this at any stage of the process I’m salivating
she’s the bessssst
November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
she’s the bessssst
wwx goes home, drinks more wine, and absolutely sloppily gets herself off, maybe twice, and falls asleep wet and aching, only to be woken up by a call (a CALL, not a text!!) from lwj. she wants to apologize for her behavior. wwx tells if she really wants to she’ll have to take wwx to breakfast
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
wwx goes home, drinks more wine, and absolutely sloppily gets herself off, maybe twice, and falls asleep wet and aching, only to be woken up by a call (a CALL, not a text!!) from lwj. she wants to apologize for her behavior. wwx tells if she really wants to she’ll have to take wwx to breakfast
I'M SORRY. I MAY BE BACK LATER (my wifi keeps going in and out)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'M SORRY. I MAY BE BACK LATER (my wifi keeps going in and out)
especailly since lwj is STRONG and, apparently, a handsy drunk, but wwx isn't some wilting flower (thought she can't help wishing she was... she could have pliable deniability..... let lwj do any and everything she wants to her....... but she's a Good Girl and leaves lwj to sleep it off
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
especailly since lwj is STRONG and, apparently, a handsy drunk, but wwx isn't some wilting flower (thought she can't help wishing she was... she could have pliable deniability..... let lwj do any and everything she wants to her....... but she's a Good Girl and leaves lwj to sleep it off
and probably lwj nervously drinks too much -- wwx keeps bringing her champagne when SHE refills, and it'd be impolite to turn her down -- so then, tragically, nothing happens at the party when wwx sees what an adorable lightweight lwj is, but she gets her home safe and it's soooo hard to leave,
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
and probably lwj nervously drinks too much -- wwx keeps bringing her champagne when SHE refills, and it'd be impolite to turn her down -- so then, tragically, nothing happens at the party when wwx sees what an adorable lightweight lwj is, but she gets her home safe and it's soooo hard to leave,
no that's exactly right!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
no that's exactly right!!!
lesbian wwx my end all be all
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
lesbian wwx my end all be all
but probably it's all just VERY charged, and maybe there's some indecent tipping on lwj's end, maybe she offers wwx tickets to her next match....... maybe puts her on the guest list to some fancy pre-tournament party where wwx will show up in the sluttiest thing yanli still approves of
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
but probably it's all just VERY charged, and maybe there's some indecent tipping on lwj's end, maybe she offers wwx tickets to her next match....... maybe puts her on the guest list to some fancy pre-tournament party where wwx will show up in the sluttiest thing yanli still approves of
meanwhile lwj contemplates hauling wwx on top of her. if she scoots down, there should be enough room for wwx to kneal above her so lwj can eat her out until she cries
(she's positive wwx will cry. she seems the type.)
(she's positive wwx will cry. she seems the type.)
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
meanwhile lwj contemplates hauling wwx on top of her. if she scoots down, there should be enough room for wwx to kneal above her so lwj can eat her out until she cries
(she's positive wwx will cry. she seems the type.)
(she's positive wwx will cry. she seems the type.)
wwx is, like, 99.9% sure she'll get fired if she begs lwj to fuck her on the table but there's always that .1% chance no one'll find out? and maybe it'd be worth it anyway? she's seen lwj's fingers, felt the strength in her palms, she doesn't need to pay rent or buy groceries THAT badly
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
wwx is, like, 99.9% sure she'll get fired if she begs lwj to fuck her on the table but there's always that .1% chance no one'll find out? and maybe it'd be worth it anyway? she's seen lwj's fingers, felt the strength in her palms, she doesn't need to pay rent or buy groceries THAT badly