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No sleep til Christmas is a wild motion picture. The stakes just keep ratcheting up
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Marla Sokoloff still throwing 300 mph 😮‍💨
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Hard to beat the birds and the refs
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Jason Garrett instead of collinsworth? 🤢
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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9 is too early to open the beauj right?
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Berenger’s plan in sniper is to have both he and Billy Zane hit simultaneous 1000 yard shots
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Didn’t have as productive a day as I’d hoped today. Surely I’ll be more motivated tomorrow…
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Michelle Yeoh in memoirs of a geisha is the best anyone’s ever looked
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Simply refuse to believe there’s a single human being who would move to Dallas or Vegas if money were no object
whstancil.bsky.social Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 4d
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”

Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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If they knew their queen bee or whatever’s location could be revealed to an enemy via a vision, I feel like the edge of tomorrow aliens should’ve picked a less recognizable hiding spot than under the fuckin louvre pyramid
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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additionally, he has facial hair in this photograph
ericmgarcia.bsky.social Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4d
Deeply unsettled by this older photo of Mike Johnson with a beard.
An image of Mike Johnson, a white man in a suit and tie with thin glasses and a scruffy beard, next to his wife Kelly, a white blonde woman with a purple dress.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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MB’s hanging up the mic. I’d hoped his career would outlast my life (still might! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼)
The Moon (Archive Episode) In Our Time Nov 6 • 43 min 00a IN OUR TIME + ••• After 27 years, Melvyn Bragg has decided to step down from the In Our Time presenter's chair. With over a thousand episodes to choose from, he has selected just six that capture the huge range and depth of the subjects he and his experts have tackled. In this first pick, we hear Melvyn Bragg and his guests discuss the origins, science and mythology of the moon.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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What is happening in this game
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Made the NYT gochujang cookies last night and was not very impressed but I think I’d burned out my tongue eating the gochujang mixture straight while making them. They’re fantastic this morning
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Joey pants is in the hallmark movie about the Bills 🙌🙌🙌
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Ok that’s actually sad though. They’re way too old a franchise to only now have a 21-point comeback
diannarussini.bsky.social Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 6d
The Cowboys' 21-point comeback ties a franchise record.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Brian daboll should be tried at The Hague for starting Russ Wilson over jameis for so long
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs

CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism

www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
Excerpt from the linked news story. Text reads: Fernando Vazquez doesn't understand why Border Patrol agents took him into custody Tuesday. Agents from Customs and Border Protection (CBP) pinned him to a gate at his Cary worksite, handcuffed him and pulled his wallet out. They saw his N.C. REAL ID. But Vazquez, 18, said they still kept him in handcuffs and ushered him into the back of a gray Chevy Tahoe. He sat next to another worker in his early 20s who was crying. Excerpt from the linked news story. Text reads: 'I was in shock' Vazquez was born in Raleigh and lives in Apex. His parents are from Mexico, and he works with his dad as a landscaper. He graduated from Vernon Malone College and Career Academy in Raleigh. He was detained close to his former middle school, Reedy Creek. Excerpt from the linked news story. Text reads: Vazquez said he saw eight agents — four from the Tahoe, and four from a Ford Explorer or Chevy Suburban. Agents put him in the back of the Tahoe and drove off. "I was in shock, basically," Vazquez said. While in the car, a different Latino agent asked Vazquez where he was from. "Here," Vazquez told him. "NO, where were you born?" the agent asked. Vazquez told him he was born in Raleigh. He said the agent got angry and cussed him out. Excerpt from the linked news story. Text reads: The agents eventually allowed Vazquez out of their SUV, and he caught a video of them removing his handcuffs and throwing his wallet out of the car, its contents scattering on the ground. The video has over 5 million views on TikTok.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Why on earth would you have kids if you lived in the running man universe? Your whole life should be dedicated to getting revenge on your own parents for bringing you into that shit
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Can’t believe this only has a 90% success rate…
Aubrey Huff O @aubrey_huff Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I've done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10. Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don't break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, "And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she's drinking." Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you're a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants. Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked. When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you're writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, "Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I'll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I'm headed to." Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar. This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you'll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Harvard getting their asses kicked at The Game. They must all have been worried sick about the Larry summers shit and failed to prepare
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I’ll bet those of you who aren’t mostly aphantasic really didn’t enjoy that poem describing RFK jizzing into Olivia nuzzi’s mouth huh
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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one of the best dog behaviors in the mischief trot. head low. little nails going chucka chucka chucka chucka. monkey business afoot.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Referees shouldn’t be allowed to get hurt. It’s not about them
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM