Nils
@nilsthehirsute.bsky.social
Professional Movie Editor, Amateur Chef, Lifelong Fat Kid.
He/Him
He/Him
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Calling tailors for a rush job before leaving for the holidays and was told "I don't know what you mean 'flannel shirt'"
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Calling tailors for a rush job before leaving for the holidays and was told "I don't know what you mean 'flannel shirt'"
"What if the way to come up with new ideas a program that, by its very design, is incapable of coming up with new ideas?"
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"What if the way to come up with new ideas a program that, by its very design, is incapable of coming up with new ideas?"
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Organizing a class-action suit against whoever told all the screenwriters about trauma
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Organizing a class-action suit against whoever told all the screenwriters about trauma
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There is no right price.
They can tell you downloaded it. They can see how much you play it. They even incentivized starting with a reward in Fortnite if you clock a certain amount of playtime. Sure, no money coming out of your pocket, but it’s still money going into hers.
There is no right price.
They can tell you downloaded it. They can see how much you play it. They even incentivized starting with a reward in Fortnite if you clock a certain amount of playtime. Sure, no money coming out of your pocket, but it’s still money going into hers.
There is no right price.
Voor wie het interesseert: het spel Hogwart's Legacy is tot 18 december helemaal gratis verkrijgbaar in de Epic Games Store. Normaal kost het spel 60 euro. www.polygon.com/hogwarts-leg...
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There is no right price.
They can tell you downloaded it. They can see how much you play it. They even incentivized starting with a reward in Fortnite if you clock a certain amount of playtime. Sure, no money coming out of your pocket, but it’s still money going into hers.
There is no right price.
They can tell you downloaded it. They can see how much you play it. They even incentivized starting with a reward in Fortnite if you clock a certain amount of playtime. Sure, no money coming out of your pocket, but it’s still money going into hers.
There is no right price.
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The slight age difference between me and my girlfriend was never really a problem, until she just called the Jim Carrey Grinch "perfection"
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The slight age difference between me and my girlfriend was never really a problem, until she just called the Jim Carrey Grinch "perfection"
It would be a very good bit if it was entirely the 1977 release restored, except they put in Greedo shooting first.
"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
I AM SAT
I AM SAT
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It would be a very good bit if it was entirely the 1977 release restored, except they put in Greedo shooting first.
Another perk of AMC A-List is that if you have reservations you know you can't use that week you can just grab a ticket to use the bathroom.
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Another perk of AMC A-List is that if you have reservations you know you can't use that week you can just grab a ticket to use the bathroom.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
There is a panic in the eyes of the guy reading the DoNYC ads before movies.
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
There is a panic in the eyes of the guy reading the DoNYC ads before movies.
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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must-read on the taxpayer-funded legal battle against the women who accused Cuomo, from @rosalindadams.bsky.social + @thecity.nyc:
Inside Cuomo’s State-Funded Legal War Against the Women Who Accused Him of Sexual Harassment
A review by THE CITY of thousands of pages of court documents paints the most complete picture of how intensely he is battling the women who stepped forward.
www.thecity.nyc
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
must-read on the taxpayer-funded legal battle against the women who accused Cuomo, from @rosalindadams.bsky.social + @thecity.nyc:
Cuomo is such a dickhead
October 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Cuomo is such a dickhead
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Made my lady bodega breakfast this morning: SausageEggAndCheese, grilled onions, ketchup, on a homemade garlic and onion roll. This of course required movie nerd pun branding.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Made my lady bodega breakfast this morning: SausageEggAndCheese, grilled onions, ketchup, on a homemade garlic and onion roll. This of course required movie nerd pun branding.
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
September 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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My sister, a kindergarten teacher, had to sit down and walk 18 5-year-olds through a shooter lockdown drill today & is currently navigating the emotional weight of that, but, sure, let's scold people for not mourning the loss of a guy who publicly said their deaths would be an ok trade for his guns.
September 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My sister, a kindergarten teacher, had to sit down and walk 18 5-year-olds through a shooter lockdown drill today & is currently navigating the emotional weight of that, but, sure, let's scold people for not mourning the loss of a guy who publicly said their deaths would be an ok trade for his guns.
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“we evaporated the great lakes but at least we know what snoopy looks like as every mortal kombat character.”
August 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“we evaporated the great lakes but at least we know what snoopy looks like as every mortal kombat character.”
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.