carl 🥦
@nightlifemingus.bsky.social
so many fortresses and ways to attack
Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon
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Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it
I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg
Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on
Yeah we hoagieposting
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yeah we hoagieposting
Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that
Lead is okay to eat
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lead is okay to eat
Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo
Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer
September 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yogurt remains one of the most toothsome goops available to the modern consumer
Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Moving back and forth between this site and the other one like the cold and hot baths at a Korean spa
Just found this thing
September 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just found this thing
got a new phone but now i’m locked out of twitter because my 2FA authenticator app didnt carry over my profile lol
December 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
got a new phone but now i’m locked out of twitter because my 2FA authenticator app didnt carry over my profile lol
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DESPACITO PIZZARIA; شارع الشهداء، JVHV+2JR، MOK 5050, Tunisia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=35.6276136%2C10.8940098&query_place_id=ChIJqV6_ji0XAhMR8ovtouTSXA8
September 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
DESPACITO PIZZARIA; شارع الشهداء، JVHV+2JR، MOK 5050, Tunisia https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=35.6276136%2C10.8940098&query_place_id=ChIJqV6_ji0XAhMR8ovtouTSXA8
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i plead guilty
September 12, 2023 at 11:40 PM
i plead guilty
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Drew Barrymore's attempt to explain why she's bringing back her show without writers is, among other things, a real lesson in why she needs writers
September 10, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Drew Barrymore's attempt to explain why she's bringing back her show without writers is, among other things, a real lesson in why she needs writers
