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carl 🥦
@nightlifemingus.bsky.social
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so many fortresses and ways to attack
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Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Yeah we hoagieposting
October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Screenshot of a photograph on the Wikipedia page for Wrangler jeans. The photograph is of the lower half of a man wearing Wrangler jeans, seen from behind. The photograph is captioned “French man wearing Wrangler jeans.” The subject of the photograph is not discernibly French in any way.
September 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I was trying to find your account and thought for a second I had it
September 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Just found this thing
September 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Week
September 29, 2023 at 7:13 PM
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saturday vibe
September 23, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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Carls week
September 22, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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Carls week
September 15, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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Carls week baby
September 8, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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extremely true
September 7, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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i was reading about “jingle jangle jingle” the other day and discovered it was written for a movie called “the forest rangers” (1942), whose plot summary on Wikipedia is one of the most confusing things I’ve read
September 4, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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I don’t mind, he and rooty have similar coloration… possible lost cousins
September 1, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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Carls week
September 1, 2023 at 7:18 PM
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August 31, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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had my first reuben since getting my braces off
August 27, 2023 at 2:49 AM
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🤝
A bowl of overnight oats served with chopped mixed nuts, dates, and chia seeds
August 23, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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August 21, 2023 at 2:49 AM
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a used paperback of Paul Auster’s “New York Trilogy: City of Glass, Ghosts, and The Locked Room,” published by Penguin. a bookmark featuring a white dog peeks out from the pages. the hand holding the book is pink because the reader was recently napping on it. traces of weeks-old pink nail polish — for a viewing of Barbie — remain on the pink hand’s thumb. beyond the book, a view of the room: the plaid dog blanket, a TV, a stereo, a book shelf of DVDs and blu-rays, hardwood floor, dog toys, dog bowls, a ceiling fan, a dining table on a green rug, an octagonal vintage mirror etched with a floral design
August 12, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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this tweet killed me
August 12, 2023 at 5:38 PM
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2 or 3 weeks worth of covid beard gone. 👍 pay no kind to nicks grazes spots i missed etc
mountain man hatchet job
August 5, 2023 at 10:58 PM
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Guard dog
In this image, a dog peers through parted blinds at a noise outside. The dog’s proportions are difficult to describe: his legs, particularly the forepaws, are short and squat, while his body is long, thick, and rather sausage-shaped. He is of a copper color, with white paws, a white-tipped tail, and a white belly and neck. This dog’s name is Hoagie. He is standing at the apartment’s sliding glass door, which is left open to allow a summer breeze to cool the living room through the screen. Outside, someone has made a noise which drew Hoagie’s attention; a woman repeating “no, no, no,” as if to a misbehaving child. Hoagie now stands at the screen door, sniffing the breeze with ears cocked, parting the blinds with his nose to survey the walkway and the neighbors garden. The afternoon light falling over his body reveals the contours of his musculature beneath his fur, which accentuates the strangeness of his size and shape.
August 4, 2023 at 10:01 PM
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every time I open this app i think it looks a bit like a wonky representation of the North Sea (clockwise from left: Great Britain, Norway, Sweden, Germany/Denmark/Netherlands etc)
August 2, 2023 at 1:52 AM