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Mike Lewis
@nifftystuff.com
Writer, Researcher, (Fake) Historian
Links etc: https://nifftystuff.substack.com/p/current-socials
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DJ’s are fake
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
DONK
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Instead of stickers for personal achievements, modern college football coaches give players loving forehead kisses after each game.

Paper is expensive these days.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I don’t know what the nbc sound team is doing to night, but the crowd noise is overwhelming.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by Mike Lewis
Lisa Hanawalt has created some of our favorite human-animals for shows such as Bojack Horseman and Tuca & Bertie. But say, there seems to be a common thread among Lisa's characters... listen to Bullseye's 25 interviews for 25 years now: buff.ly/1Xae4rr
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Trumpet player doesn’t react.
i’m so happy for him
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I always forget Dax Shepard and Skeet Ulrich are different guys.
do you think kristen bell remembers which one is Skeet Ulrich and and which one is Dax Shepard?
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The Bulwark would be easier to take seriously if their hosts didn't all puka shell necklaces and knock off Supreme trucker hats.
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
None of these words are in the Declaration of Independence
14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Reposted by Mike Lewis
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Now more than ever. @jordanmorris.bsky.social said it best
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Scott Bessent looks like the modern Disney animatronics that use the screen faces.
WELKER: Which parts of the economy do you believe have dipped into recession?

BESSENT: Clearly housing has been struggling. Interest rate sensitive sectors have been in a recession

WELKER: Is the entire country at risk of recession?

BESSENT: No. I am very confident about 2026.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
True Detective Season 2
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Flat earth coded
The nation’s northernmost town — Utqiagvik, Alaska — is about to descend into months of darkness.

It’s the result of simple (or perhaps not-so-simple) geometry. https://wapo.st/3K6NwGR
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I am once again, getting these dipshits to take once humanities class. Just one.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UR13eC/
Sam Altman telling a room full of VCs with a straight face that he will take billions of their money, build AGI, and then ask it how to generate a return🤯 #Ai #Aitools #aitechnology # AGTG
TikTok video by LevelUpFire
www.tiktok.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Keith Olbermann was the original Joe Rogan of the left.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Temu Ethen Hawke has a lot ideas that are probably just things he read in the abridged protocols of the elders of zion (big word for smart boys edition)
Out: conspiracies involving sex trafficking children. In: conspiracies involving sex trafficking *giants.*
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You know what would reduce crime? A functioning social safety net.
Ring’s Jamie Siminoff thinks AI can reduce crime
The head of smart camera maker Ring on why he returned to Amazon, and what he thinks AI can do for home security.
www.theverge.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Mike Lewis
I like to think he saw Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Counterpoint: this rules
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Any time someone says something like "they should go back to teaching the basics in school" I hear "I wish male teachers could humiliate female students in front of their peers for wearing the wrong clothes"
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I think we can put to bed any conspiracy this idea as some sort of intelligence operator, CIA or otherwise.

He’s just a dude who know how to work the room and simply was about to trade us way up.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Cursed "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Prompt:

You just woke up to dozens of text messages asking why an email from you is in the Epstein file.
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I could read a 50,000 world literally analysis of the music videos for Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and I still would not have a strong enough foundation to adequacy discus today’s news.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"I have some blackmail material, you would like to have that blackmail material too?"
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM