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Pjörk
@nicoleconlan.bsky.social
writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog
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November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It was a nightmare
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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imagine John Wayne Gacy, fully integrated into society, followed awkwardly by a robot that looks like the Greendale Human Being and grabs him whenever he lurches towards a young boy
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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In the future, no one will ever go to prison. You'll simply be followed around all the time by a robot whose job it is to prevent you from doing crimes, which itself will be followed around all the time by two guys whose job it is to make sure the robot doesn't tip over and fall for no reason.
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And of course, saying nothing is always an option!
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(to be clear he also does not "make robots")
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
She's the best to ever do it!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM