Pjörk
@nicoleconlan.bsky.social
writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog
Haters will say it's AI
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Haters will say it's AI
Inside you there are two wolves
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
WOW @razorlou.bsky.social absolutely nailing my birthday gift this year
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
WOW @razorlou.bsky.social absolutely nailing my birthday gift this year
This one is straightforward and a classic
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This one is straightforward and a classic
Standing comfortably, knowing what to do with my hands in pictures, things of that nature
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Standing comfortably, knowing what to do with my hands in pictures, things of that nature
Okay I think that's enough Olivia Nuzzi content
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Okay I think that's enough Olivia Nuzzi content
We don't talk enough about Ghislaine's top in this photo. It looks like she made it herself.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We don't talk enough about Ghislaine's top in this photo. It looks like she made it herself.
tfw mother won't let you keep the door open just because it's like 30 degrees and windy
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
tfw mother won't let you keep the door open just because it's like 30 degrees and windy
Neck hanging off bed. Head on hard floor. Garbage.
This is the ultimate relaxation.
This is the ultimate relaxation.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Neck hanging off bed. Head on hard floor. Garbage.
This is the ultimate relaxation.
This is the ultimate relaxation.
This is unbelievable
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is unbelievable
It's a common misconception - this guy is actually Springsteen's Monster
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It's a common misconception - this guy is actually Springsteen's Monster
Lots of different ways to interpret this, many of which are still heaux-y, if that's what you want!!
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lots of different ways to interpret this, many of which are still heaux-y, if that's what you want!!
Not many people know this but it's true
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Not many people know this but it's true
Chauncey Billups in the off season
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Chauncey Billups in the off season
I know he has extensive prosthetics in the movie but I just read Frankenstein and it's funny to be like, "He was a being of hideous aspect. A wretch whose horrific visage caused men to weep and women to faint. An unholy monster, whose sheer ugliness was an affront to God."
And then it's this guy
And then it's this guy
October 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I know he has extensive prosthetics in the movie but I just read Frankenstein and it's funny to be like, "He was a being of hideous aspect. A wretch whose horrific visage caused men to weep and women to faint. An unholy monster, whose sheer ugliness was an affront to God."
And then it's this guy
And then it's this guy
Come on man do we really need this writeup for a little list
October 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Come on man do we really need this writeup for a little list
You simply MUST watch The Vourdalak!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
You simply MUST watch The Vourdalak!!!!
Me realizing there was a time when peppers and onions did not coexist
October 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me realizing there was a time when peppers and onions did not coexist
Bought a bad loaf of bread and now I gotta eat bad bread for like a week and a half
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Bought a bad loaf of bread and now I gotta eat bad bread for like a week and a half