Nick Purifoy
nickpurifoy.bsky.social
Nick Purifoy
@nickpurifoy.bsky.social
I do laws.
I insist that my clients not do the thing they insist on doing.
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Dwight Yoakam should be in way more movies.
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Thank you, AI overlords.
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm writing a brief on a case involving a sewer pipe. I've accidentally typed "sewer pope" several times.

Now my imagination is running wild with the concept of a Sewer Pope.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache. n.pr/4ot3Aky
Opinion: My kind of holiday song
NPR's Scott Simon explains why The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is a holiday song for those who have troubles and heartache.
n.pr
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Jean-Paul Sartre got it wrong. Hell is other lawyers.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Capital Grill is a garbage restaurant that serves trash.

www.kshb.com/news/local-n...
Overland Park mixed-use development announces 2 restaurant offerings
Developers Tuesday announced two new restaurants coming to a mixed-use project at 115th Street and Nall Avenue in Overland Park.
www.kshb.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Found not guilty of assault with a deli weapon
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Step 1. Log into Bluesky.

Step 2. Scroll for a minute.

Step 3. Get depressed about the state of the world.

Step 4. Log out of Bluesky without posting anything.
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Lord Huron puts on an amazing show.
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I hate autocorrect.
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The worst part of being a lawyer is all the other lawyers.
September 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@plante.bsky.social I think I found the greatest bar in the world.
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Wednesday has led to a new generation of Aadams Family fans, can we get a Nintendo Switch reboot of Fester's Quest?
September 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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It's a journalist's job to ask questions of government officials, no matter which party is in power. That often means respectfully knocking on doors to get answers people deserve to know.

Tips and evidence are essential to our nonpartisan work: www.propublica.org/tips/
September 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Shameless promo/favor request, BUT

If any Post Games listeners are on ResetEra and would be willing to share it with the community, I'd appreciate the hell out of it. The show feels like the dead center of the forum's wheelhouse.
September 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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24 Years Ago Today: The September 11th Issue
Issue 37•34: The September 11th Issue
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
As somebody who represents municipalities, I would like to note that the insanity you see in the federal government is trickling down to the local level more than most people know.
September 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Nichols: Even though these guys come across as clowns, they're clowns with flamethrowers.. They have the machinery of government behind them. These are people that normally would be struggling to hold on to middle management jobs in a department store somewhere
August 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've spent the last year doing a lot of municipal property litigation. Apparently, very few lawyers actually paid attention to Property Law in their first year of law school.

It's mindboggling how many "experienced" lawyers can't give a coherent explanation of what an easement is.
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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this is what the attorney general looks like in a kevin sorbo movie where jesus is a character
This looks like a deleted scene from Fateful Findings
August 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Yin and yang.
July 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Superman is a boring hero.
July 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM