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Nicki the Midwife
@nickipee.bsky.social
Queen nerd, anti-Tory.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7time with a GIF:
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This is my England. Full of life, space, variety and love.
Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
October 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Time Traveller’s Skoda
Ruin a book with a car.

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Cortina
Ruin a book with a car.

Boy Swallows Tesla
September 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Fill your timeline with wholesome content like this!
This woman will be protected by generations of crows

h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Reposted by Nicki the Midwife
Kids are locked out of home ownership, burdened with tuition fees, suffer massive poverty, are threatened by the climate crisis and AI, had their live chances whacked by Brexit, have no healthcare support, and are constantly monstered by the press.

They don't need "grit"; they need fairness.
May 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Did Man Utd’s mum wash their blue shirts with their white shorts? #athmun #europaleague #laundryquestion
May 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@seasidepodreview.bsky.social
It’s that pod-time, what’s my vote?
For the hitman, I’ll get my coat
Ain’t no escapin, dust all the way
I don’t dust that many
(But this is the exception)
It’s dust

I thought I would champion it. But here we are. One of the handful I dusted…
February 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
How did they rate the song suggested? Listen and see! Time to buy them another coffee and see where that gets me 😂
Kev and Randy are starting to suspect they've been duped into producing a Young and Dangerous Podcast!

This week we're covering the melancholic ballad "Somebody New", courtesy of our pal Midwife Nicki.

🍎https://tinyurl.com/36brenwr
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🟨https://go.goodpods.com/2FzFGt
January 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How did Uncle Bryn, who rarely travels to England, come to have an Islenof Wight registered Picasso? #gavinandstacey #isleofwight #smithyandness #unclebryn
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
@seasidepodreview.bsky.social a nice go sports go mash up here for you!
December 21, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Why does the Nun put buddy to bed in just a nappy in the middle of winter??? And how, exactly did he get the cot side down? Not very reliable orphanage managers if you ask me #christmasmoviequestions #elf #safeguardingreferral
December 19, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I got to share a little story here yesterday thanks to @latestdad.bsky.social

Some great writing in the archive too. Go and have a look!

www.paragraphplanet.com/yesterday.php
Creative writing website for authors and readers. 75 words, changing daily. Submit your paragraph today.
A flash fiction website for writers and readers. One 75 word tale published daily. Plus author interviews and writing group map
www.paragraphplanet.com
December 7, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Apparently I don’t have a problem.

I’ll just keep that in my back pocket
December 5, 2024 at 4:59 PM
December 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I am Ikcin (I don’t know how to get an umlaut) and I am a wall hanging bathroom organiser
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an Umlaut.

Hi, I am Rëteid. I don't know what I am, really, I guess you and I have to find out together.

(Yes, I know, ë is not an Umlaut)
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut

Hi I'm Samöht, that weird consistency sauce that's on the meatballs in the cafeteria that no one really knows what's in it
November 30, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I’ve stumbled on one of my favourite films from my childhood A Matter of Life and Death. Apart from the dated colours and music, and the staged acting of its time, it still stands up as a terrific story.

It is a teeny bit jingoistic though 😂
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Nicki the Midwife
Can YOU write a #story in 75 words? EXACTLY 75 words? Paragraph Planet has been publishing one piece of #flashfiction - or novel extract - every day since 2008. Submit today! Http://www.paragraphplanet.com/submission.php (pls share)
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Of course there’s enough money. Time to trot out my favourite number factoid.

One million seconds is 11 days.

One BILLION seconds is 31 YEARS

Just because they sound similar doesn’t mean they are similar…
Repost if you believe there is enough money to go around - and that the real issue is billionaires greed and political corruption.
November 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Fantastic thread here for people who like London, trains, art and synchronicity.
LONDON UNDERGROUND SYMMETRY
🚇 PHOTO / 1

Photography thread of my symmetrical encounters on the London Underground.

I'll add to this over time

ST PAUL'S STATION
Perfect central. I love how abstract this looks.

More photos
shop.tubemapper.com/Symmetry-on-...

Thanks

Luke 🙂
November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Post you from a different era

At THAT Wembley show July 12 1986 (aged 17 1/2)
November 20, 2024 at 8:21 AM
I keep getting ads for Christmas gifts on the ‘gram… one of them is this monstrosity. Any #Queen fan receiving this would have an apoplexy for its inaccuracies @oiqfc.bsky.social @lappods.bsky.social @seasidepodreview.bsk.social @ianwinick.bsky.social @mightylyng.bsky.social @ursell66.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 AM
UPDATE: HE’S HOME
Please send happy homing thoughts to this little catty who hasn’t been home since Wednesday #littleblackcat #lostcat #canwealltrytomanifesthishomecimjngplease
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Please send happy homing thoughts to this little catty who hasn’t been home since Wednesday #littleblackcat #lostcat #canwealltrytomanifesthishomecimjngplease
November 16, 2024 at 8:06 AM