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ngaio420.bsky.social
Ngaio Bealum
@ngaio420.bsky.social
970 followers 170 following 81 posts
Comedian. Writer. Stoner. Activist. Traveler.
Seen on TV and Netflix and stuff.
Hard beats and Soft Drugs
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
We've got horror comedies for #Halloween with ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN (1948) and THE ABOMINABLE DR. PHIBES (71). Plus @ngaio420.bsky.social sets us straight on Superman and Popeye for some reason. Streaming on Spotify etc.
open.spotify.com/episode/7FlC...
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October 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
We also pair strains with REAR WINDOW (also part of the current Hitchcock collection on Netflix) in our Voyeurism episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social!
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July 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
What kind of weed should you smoke on the Electric Kool-Aid N Judah? @gregfranklin.bsky.social @chaki.bsky.social @ngaio420.bsky.social
mikec415.bsky.social Mike Cohen 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @mikec415.bsky.social · Aug 8
I finally saw the psychedelic N Judah train
Muni train painted in psychedelic tie dye colors Muni train painted in psychedelic tie dye colors
August 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ngaio420.bsky.social
spent the night in Oakley, Kansas
July 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
Netflix has got #Hitchcock this month so find out what to blaze with REAR WINDOW in our Voyeurism ep with the great @ngaio420.bsky.social. Streaming on ApplePodcasts & other apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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June 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
ngaio420.bsky.social
Happy Pride, y'all
June 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Springtime in Berlin
May 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
@ngaio420.bsky.social is still Livin' the Dream in our latest episode where we talk about what strain you should vape when Don Knotts turns into a fish and fights Nazis. (We sure could use underwater Don right now.) Streaming on Apple & where ever you cast pods. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
A double image of a bearded man with glasses smoking cannabis through a large glass pipe with rainbow-psychedelic swirl effects over the image. Text reads: Tampopo Limpet S4 E3 Old Movies for young Stoners The Great Ngaio Bealum is "Livin' the Dream"
April 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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drewfromtv.bsky.social
Outrageous tbh. The US government is flat out DISAPPEARING people that don’t look right to them. No charges. No judges or court. no hearing. no due process. Nothing. Won’t even release names to the public.
Shameful.
Who’s next? What’s to stop the next president after Trump? This shit HAS to stop
hearing.no
April 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ngaio420.bsky.social
Okay this one made me laugh out loud.
drewfromtv.bsky.social Drew Carey @drewfromtv.bsky.social · Apr 28
Did you know ChatGPT can draw a cartoon for you?
April 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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cnice59.bsky.social
Hey Bluesky…. Let’s make this go Viral. Just to Piss them off? Y’all with Me?
March 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
Our LIVIN' THE DREAM episode where @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to pair strains with TAMPOPO (1985) and THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET (64) is now YouTube. We've got ramen madness & Don Knotts as a fish fighting Nazis + weed! Like the ep and subscribe today!
S4E3 Livin' the Dream feat. Ngaio Bealum w/ Tampopo (1985) and The Incredible Mr. Limpet (64)
YouTube video by Old Movies for Young Stoners
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March 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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bobcalhoun.bsky.social
Philena terrorizes us with images of Jim Carrey as Mr. Limpet on the latest ep of @oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social where @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to pair weed with TAMPOPO (85) & THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET (64). Streaming on Apple & other pod apps: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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March 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
While you're waiting for our Livin' the Dream episode with the great @ngaio420.bsky.social, catch up with The Dank Diplomat's previous appearances on OMFYS with our Ngaio playlist on SoundCloud:
soundcloud.com/omfys/sets/n...
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March 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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oldmoviesystoners.bsky.social
Celebrate Lee Marvin's birthday today by finding out what to smoke with him kicking corporate stooge ass in POINT BLANK (1967) in our CRITERION CRACK-UP episode with @ngaio420.bsky.social. Streaming on Apple and other pod apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Hard-looking man with white, disheveled hair with colored lights projected on his face in image of Lee Marvin in the film "Point Blank" (1967).
February 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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blainecapatch.bsky.social
"If every time I bought an ounce of pot I had bought an ounce of gold instead I would have pounds of gold in my house." -- Ngaio Bealum
November 12, 2023 at 5:46 AM
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gregproops.bsky.social
If a foreign body did this to our government and to our people we would rightfully call it an attack.
- Hillary Clinton
Do not let this stand. Call your rep today.

Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121
Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121 Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121 Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121 Call your reps this is an emergency 202-224-3121
January 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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californiacounsel.bsky.social
My lawyer @ngaio420.bsky.social likes to tell off-color jokes when he’s off duty. Support the arts; give him a follow.
January 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
ngaio420.bsky.social
#nsfw #hellafunnythough
January 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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evemoriarty.bsky.social
i now pop between bluesky and twitter like someone in a love triangle with the toxic bad boy and the boring but safe love interest in a YA romance
January 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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donmoyn.bsky.social
I think journalists, policymakers and good govt types are struggling to understand DOGE because their mental model is that it is a government reform commission, operating like previous ones. Maybe. But it might be better to start thinking about it as a hostile takeover of the govt by oligarchs.
January 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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bobcalhoun.bsky.social
2) This is getting real hard here but it's always a pleasure when @ngaio420.bsky.social joins us to spread the gospel of enhancing cinema through weed, and he talks terpenes, Lee Marvin and Sydney Poitier. soundcloud.com/omfys/s3e8-c...
S3E8 Criterion Crackup feat. Ngaio Bealum w/ Point Blank (1967) & Pressure Point (62)
The Dank Diplomat Ngaio Bealum is back on OMFYS and he's picked a pair of movies to get high to from Criterion Channel's current series HOLLYWOOD CRACK-UP: THE DECADE AMERICAN CINEMA LOST ITS MIND. Fi
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December 31, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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gregproops.bsky.social
Never in my life has the DC press rooted for the good guy. F them. Forever.
frankconniff.bsky.social Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · Dec 30
I remember pundits on CNN's The Capitol Gang ridiculing Jimmy Carter when he first started building homes for the poor. Beltway press hated Carter and loved Reagan. Players are different now, but corporate media is still the same evil villain it was back then.
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 AM