eve moriarty lloyd
@evemoriarty.bsky.social
a trenchant buffoon / alleged poet
can't believe i'm breaking my extremely long posting hiatus for this but some of the aforementioned slop consumers follow my instagram and i may be a snob but i am also a coward
reading matilda as a child really did not prepare me for the eventuality that adults would be smashing 1/2+ books per week and actively making themselves dumber by doing so
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
can't believe i'm breaking my extremely long posting hiatus for this but some of the aforementioned slop consumers follow my instagram and i may be a snob but i am also a coward
reading matilda as a child really did not prepare me for the eventuality that adults would be smashing 1/2+ books per week and actively making themselves dumber by doing so
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
reading matilda as a child really did not prepare me for the eventuality that adults would be smashing 1/2+ books per week and actively making themselves dumber by doing so
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Source image from Wikimedia Foundation It’s always a bit surprising to me how trusted Wikipedia has become, since I spent my entire childhood being told by adults to never, ever, trust it. But the …
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September 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
remember how scared we all used to be of toxic shock syndrome
August 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
remember how scared we all used to be of toxic shock syndrome
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Gerrymandering is when someone uses a map like I use trauma: to redraw boundaries that make no sense and hurt everyone involved
August 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Gerrymandering is when someone uses a map like I use trauma: to redraw boundaries that make no sense and hurt everyone involved
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Labour MP slams Parkrun for trans inclusion. It’s a non-competitive fun run
Labour MP slams Parkrun for trans inclusion. It's a non-competitive fun run
A Labour MP has called for trans women to be banned from Parkrun following the Supreme Court's controversial gender ruling.
www.thepinknews.com
July 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Labour MP slams Parkrun for trans inclusion. It’s a non-competitive fun run
out of my tree with excitement to see bright eyes tonight
June 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
out of my tree with excitement to see bright eyes tonight
every now and then i just say something is a recession indicator to sound smart. it could mean anything at this point.
June 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
every now and then i just say something is a recession indicator to sound smart. it could mean anything at this point.
the moral of the movie 'sinners' is that you absolutely can't trust irish americans
June 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the moral of the movie 'sinners' is that you absolutely can't trust irish americans
the mistress sitting with the other queens (complimentary)
June 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
the mistress sitting with the other queens (complimentary)
i want to have a terrible accident so i can get veneers without being accused of vanity like walton goggins did
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i want to have a terrible accident so i can get veneers without being accused of vanity like walton goggins did
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let them fight! i hate them both, i hope they both lose!! - me, completely offline, watching tom and jerry
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
let them fight! i hate them both, i hope they both lose!! - me, completely offline, watching tom and jerry
told my cabbie i do a lot of things but the best part of my job is when i work with unhoused people/asylum seekers to do creative writing as a wellbeing exercise and he fully said "not my bag but if it works for you" lmao like yes being helpful is not in my interest
June 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
told my cabbie i do a lot of things but the best part of my job is when i work with unhoused people/asylum seekers to do creative writing as a wellbeing exercise and he fully said "not my bag but if it works for you" lmao like yes being helpful is not in my interest
there are two wolves inside me and they both have pmdd
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
there are two wolves inside me and they both have pmdd
had a dream last night that i suddenly realised i had a disproportionately, absolutely enormous arse and felt true peace knowing it would make me rich. woke up with my normal arse and i'm actually sick about it.
June 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
had a dream last night that i suddenly realised i had a disproportionately, absolutely enormous arse and felt true peace knowing it would make me rich. woke up with my normal arse and i'm actually sick about it.
any story where someone uses the phrase "without missing a beat" is made up
April 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
any story where someone uses the phrase "without missing a beat" is made up
unrelated: i'm enjoying being married
people who leave cold used washing up water in a PLUGGED sink are absolute sickos
April 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
unrelated: i'm enjoying being married
people who leave cold used washing up water in a PLUGGED sink are absolute sickos
April 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
people who leave cold used washing up water in a PLUGGED sink are absolute sickos
keep getting cold jolts of fear that i've forgotten something huge for the wedding and therefore cannot sleep
March 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
keep getting cold jolts of fear that i've forgotten something huge for the wedding and therefore cannot sleep
watching the new white lotus and walton goggins unfortunately got me like this
a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
watching the new white lotus and walton goggins unfortunately got me like this
as well, I know the work i do is valuable. i work in a university supporting using digital techniques in research, and i also teach creative writing to vulnerable adults to increase wellbeing as well as employability. how does making me unable to do that help the economy?
without it i have no idea how i could keep working and paying the tax for having multiple rare diseases i didn't ask for. i'd love to be well enough to work full or part time, commute, and also be able to live normally but it's clear these cuts aren't actually about that
March 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
as well, I know the work i do is valuable. i work in a university supporting using digital techniques in research, and i also teach creative writing to vulnerable adults to increase wellbeing as well as employability. how does making me unable to do that help the economy?
literally, i don't know what i'm meant to do. i'm a person with multiple and complex disabilities who really wants to be able to work and feel fulfilled and cutting the only lifeline i have at a time when the sector i work in is letting huge amounts of people go is really really scary.
March 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
literally, i don't know what i'm meant to do. i'm a person with multiple and complex disabilities who really wants to be able to work and feel fulfilled and cutting the only lifeline i have at a time when the sector i work in is letting huge amounts of people go is really really scary.
it's awful seeing PIP being portrayed as unnecessary and a barrier to working when it's the only thing that makes working a thing some of us can do at all - reducing it will increase unemployment massively and there's no safety net to catch those people. it's not an out of work benefit!!!
March 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
it's awful seeing PIP being portrayed as unnecessary and a barrier to working when it's the only thing that makes working a thing some of us can do at all - reducing it will increase unemployment massively and there's no safety net to catch those people. it's not an out of work benefit!!!