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100% fun, 0% responsibility. "You won't like me because I am hard. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!"
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Hairy Pothead and the philosopher's stoned
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Hairy Pothead and the philosopher's stoned
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TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
What if other days were named using the same pattern?
Oct 31: Treatsgiving
Feb 14: Sexgiving
Oct 31: Treatsgiving
Feb 14: Sexgiving
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What if other days were named using the same pattern?
Oct 31: Treatsgiving
Feb 14: Sexgiving
Oct 31: Treatsgiving
Feb 14: Sexgiving
Remember the saying "no f*cks given"? Well, things are about to change because tonight we celebrate F*cksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Remember the saying "no f*cks given"? Well, things are about to change because tonight we celebrate F*cksgiving!
How nice of responsible persons to be giving out super vision! 👓🦸🏼
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How nice of responsible persons to be giving out super vision! 👓🦸🏼
A slaying song
a cartoon of santa claus playing a rock guitar
ALT: a cartoon of santa claus playing a rock guitar
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
A slaying song
Just saying if the little drummer boy was so intent on giving a gift, he could have offered his drum
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just saying if the little drummer boy was so intent on giving a gift, he could have offered his drum
What's this fascination with cabs? All over cities they're spraypainting "A CAB"
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What's this fascination with cabs? All over cities they're spraypainting "A CAB"
Feliz Capital, I wanna wish you a merry Xmas, with lots follow-up business
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Feliz Capital, I wanna wish you a merry Xmas, with lots follow-up business
@gumshoesanddragons.bsky.social 8 episodes in, I suddenly misread the title as "Cumshoes..." Yuck! Well, maybe an idea for another spin-off...
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
@gumshoesanddragons.bsky.social 8 episodes in, I suddenly misread the title as "Cumshoes..." Yuck! Well, maybe an idea for another spin-off...
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i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
I met this German couple. The woman's name was "Good run". And the guy was called "Helmet" or "Hell mutt" 🐶idk
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I met this German couple. The woman's name was "Good run". And the guy was called "Helmet" or "Hell mutt" 🐶idk
Why does Lehigh University use the domain mylehigh.lehigh.edu? Don’t they know what the Mile High Club is?
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Why does Lehigh University use the domain mylehigh.lehigh.edu? Don’t they know what the Mile High Club is?
Each year: What a pain!
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Each year: What a pain!
"Last month, I went to Italy and saw the Cauliseum"
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Last month, I went to Italy and saw the Cauliseum"
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Manhunter (1986) Michael Mann
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Manhunter (1986) Michael Mann
Rare image of young Gandalf before he turned grey
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Rare image of young Gandalf before he turned grey
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For those unaware, the Trump White House is now on Bluesky - complete with trolling posts - @whitehouse-47.bsky.social.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
For those unaware, the Trump White House is now on Bluesky - complete with trolling posts - @whitehouse-47.bsky.social.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
I'm taking the block route.
There is no need to see their posts, and less reason to give them oxygen.
Nothing will drive them crazier than NOT engaging with them.
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Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Block list for Trump regime government accounts. How to Dismantle a Dictatorship, Step 4: Block validation. #3E bsky.app/profile/did:...
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