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They had a lot of weapons, mister....and they were shootin' bullets
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If you only want stuff that destroys the earth as part of easing traffic how about some of those coal powered giant spider tanks from the Wild Wild West movie
April 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Spotify: “here’s what you listened to this year!!!”

Audible: “here’s what you read this year!!!”

DoorDash: “here’s what yo…
December 7, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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Trump filling out his cabinet and adding Matt Gaetz as AG:
November 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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NYT: Breaking News, Bluesky users sleep in oxygen echochambers that they believe give them sexual powers
November 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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Bluesky users be like:
July 5, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Difficult getting into the swing of things here
November 16, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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👍
September 22, 2024 at 7:21 PM
!foryou
November 23, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Playing a board game with my niece, she keeps making the same move while telling me “it’s allowed….” Never been more certain a move isn’t allowed
November 23, 2023 at 10:17 PM
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/Bane voice "They even gave me a hate name—Eve Fartlow."
November 5, 2023 at 1:35 AM