@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
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alright i maybe have been too cat centric and want to clarify: there are not enough creachers on bsky, period. i currently estimate that below 1% of posts are primarily about a little guy or small fella. its sick and its not sustainable.
we need laws against this
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
we need laws against this
did u know all the light that hits earth starts as a photon that takes like 100,000 years to random walk from the core of the sun to the surface and then has about a 1 in 4 trillion chance of hitting earth.
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
did u know all the light that hits earth starts as a photon that takes like 100,000 years to random walk from the core of the sun to the surface and then has about a 1 in 4 trillion chance of hitting earth.
sometimes i wish i had a more important job so that my facetious wit would go further. imagine being a surgeon and saying things like "not unc bleeding out"
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
sometimes i wish i had a more important job so that my facetious wit would go further. imagine being a surgeon and saying things like "not unc bleeding out"
been seeing a lot of "why are celebs so skinny suddenly" discourse which is bizarrely bereft of "obviously because of GLP-1 injection availability." it's obviously because of GLP-1 injection availability. thin people can easily get/abuse it too. that's 100% what's happening.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
been seeing a lot of "why are celebs so skinny suddenly" discourse which is bizarrely bereft of "obviously because of GLP-1 injection availability." it's obviously because of GLP-1 injection availability. thin people can easily get/abuse it too. that's 100% what's happening.
it was touch and go for a second but elordi is 100% hot again. just so everyone knows
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
it was touch and go for a second but elordi is 100% hot again. just so everyone knows
u know something cool. i can't remember the name of that gymnast rapist doctor. he's just in prison forever and being forgotten.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
u know something cool. i can't remember the name of that gymnast rapist doctor. he's just in prison forever and being forgotten.
has anyone seen winnie
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
has anyone seen winnie
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I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me
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This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is easily an order of magnitude larger than the number of firings in the entire years-long 'cancel culture' panic.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
hello motherfuckers
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
hello motherfuckers
okay being old enough to have once plugged in a usb powered light to use with a gameboy before it was backlit, i wish i could tell my younger self how fucking lit handheld gaming would get lmao. i would have screamed
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
okay being old enough to have once plugged in a usb powered light to use with a gameboy before it was backlit, i wish i could tell my younger self how fucking lit handheld gaming would get lmao. i would have screamed
bugonia is good and gets a 1/1. follow me for more movie reviews.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
bugonia is good and gets a 1/1. follow me for more movie reviews.
i love chickens cuz they will really just be a bunch of slightly annoyed ladies and they have to tell you about it
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
i love chickens cuz they will really just be a bunch of slightly annoyed ladies and they have to tell you about it
used to have a moot on twitter who posted her ferrets. why are none of you like that
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
used to have a moot on twitter who posted her ferrets. why are none of you like that
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Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
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like if you fell to your feet
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
like if you fell to your feet
they should make a tortie that isn't absolutely breathtaking
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
they should make a tortie that isn't absolutely breathtaking
martin scorsese
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
martin scorsese
i'm building a case that Hades 2 is gay and bisexual. (last pic is because i love them. i am not a furry)
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i'm building a case that Hades 2 is gay and bisexual. (last pic is because i love them. i am not a furry)
i'm sorry but nintendo ate pussy and vagina by letting us have two charging ports on switch 2. console designers take note
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i'm sorry but nintendo ate pussy and vagina by letting us have two charging ports on switch 2. console designers take note
he's so soft and cute i literally can't believe i get to experience this at 2:51am. everyone except me is destitute in this moment
ultra low res bed monster (it was like pitch black)
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
he's so soft and cute i literally can't believe i get to experience this at 2:51am. everyone except me is destitute in this moment
this but unironically
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
this but unironically
reminder that every follower on bsky is equivalent to 20 thousand followers on twitter
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
reminder that every follower on bsky is equivalent to 20 thousand followers on twitter
ultra low res bed monster (it was like pitch black)
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
ultra low res bed monster (it was like pitch black)