texasInstrumentsIsaScam
@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
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alright i maybe have been too cat centric and want to clarify: there are not enough creachers on bsky, period. i currently estimate that below 1% of posts are primarily about a little guy or small fella. its sick and its not sustainable.
mathematicians prove your published results at least once challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
mathematicians prove your published results at least once challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
pancake ate with this
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
pancake ate with this
Like (imperative).
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Like (imperative).
the frustrating thing regarding will byers coming out and subsequent stranger-thing-review-bombing is that noah schnapp IS coincidentally a terrible actor.
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
the frustrating thing regarding will byers coming out and subsequent stranger-thing-review-bombing is that noah schnapp IS coincidentally a terrible actor.
valve branded sex toys called the Steam Dick and Steam Dock
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
valve branded sex toys called the Steam Dick and Steam Dock
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An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
shelters in the US will be like"oh this living breathing work of art? yours for 27 dollars if you promise ur not ed gein"
Your daily shelter cat…a beauty like this could be yours if you adopt, don’t shop 😽
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
shelters in the US will be like"oh this living breathing work of art? yours for 27 dollars if you promise ur not ed gein"
it's fucking wild that people compute determinants when they are nonzero with probability one. like just pick a number lmao fucking nerd
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
it's fucking wild that people compute determinants when they are nonzero with probability one. like just pick a number lmao fucking nerd
i fucking love when they do this face
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
i fucking love when they do this face
REUTERS: a boy sits forlorn, his father is photographing him while he waits to be hand fed fresh watre
December 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
REUTERS: a boy sits forlorn, his father is photographing him while he waits to be hand fed fresh watre
karolina wydra for better or worse is the hottest person to have ever existed
December 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
karolina wydra for better or worse is the hottest person to have ever existed
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Apologies here is the boy
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Apologies here is the boy
a photographer took an image of him
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
a photographer took an image of him
cryin thinking about octopodes
December 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
cryin thinking about octopodes
okay for those who don't know, pancake mysteriously smells like a different mystery food every day. anyway tonight it is maple syrup and im crying cuz its so on brand and ive never detected this before and also HOW does he do this
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
okay for those who don't know, pancake mysteriously smells like a different mystery food every day. anyway tonight it is maple syrup and im crying cuz its so on brand and ive never detected this before and also HOW does he do this
not to make it serious but everyone keeps saying the stranger things coming out scene was way too dramatic and unnecessary. but i remember literally shaking like that when i first came out to my brother and it was so scary to me lmao. idk im worried we are gaslighting young gays into thinking its EZ
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
not to make it serious but everyone keeps saying the stranger things coming out scene was way too dramatic and unnecessary. but i remember literally shaking like that when i first came out to my brother and it was so scary to me lmao. idk im worried we are gaslighting young gays into thinking its EZ
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can you believe this
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
can you believe this
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I put out food for about a dozen strays. If someone lost a cat then my front porch is a great place to look.
My cat food brings all the cats to the yard.
My cat food brings all the cats to the yard.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I put out food for about a dozen strays. If someone lost a cat then my front porch is a great place to look.
My cat food brings all the cats to the yard.
My cat food brings all the cats to the yard.
everyone please manifest "simba come home." he lives like a block away and went missing last night and i have hope in my heart
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
everyone please manifest "simba come home." he lives like a block away and went missing last night and i have hope in my heart
i'm devastated bcuz my mom just revealed that there is a witch nearby who collects stray cats and she never told me. she's just aura farming in peace i guess
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i'm devastated bcuz my mom just revealed that there is a witch nearby who collects stray cats and she never told me. she's just aura farming in peace i guess
someone on tik tok said they had a severe eating disorder and they found a super malnourished skinny cat and they both worked through it together and i haven't stopped crying since i read that 170 days ago
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someone on tik tok said they had a severe eating disorder and they found a super malnourished skinny cat and they both worked through it together and i haven't stopped crying since i read that 170 days ago
i am going to provide more pancake lore. he loves these fleece blankies, which is mostly why i always have one on my bed. however, whatever blanket is on the bed itself is never correct. he always requires a second blanket which is less spread out and atop the bed.
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i am going to provide more pancake lore. he loves these fleece blankies, which is mostly why i always have one on my bed. however, whatever blanket is on the bed itself is never correct. he always requires a second blanket which is less spread out and atop the bed.
do you think anyone has ever gone on pornhub and searched "willy in a cooter"
December 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
do you think anyone has ever gone on pornhub and searched "willy in a cooter"
i have not found simba yet. should i kms?
i am on a quest to find this cat who went missing nearby wish me luck
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i have not found simba yet. should i kms?