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newagepancake.bsky.social
@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
they have little noses
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
there are cats tho
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
meanwhile we are on this b*tch of a rock being led by senile pedophiles
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
follow me for more comedy tips
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
okay weirdly this just showed up on my FYP lmao but this is 100% what i mean. pro-ana is back. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrJcd7Gw/
is anyone feeling as insane about this as me?!
TikTok video by Ashe Wright
www.tiktok.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
also theres an annoying "don't shame skinny people either" / "remember chadwick boseman" thread that belies how this is very much a real issue and a ton of celebs are concerningly skinny. like they didn't all get cancer im sorry.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
i'm maybe mostly talking about tik tok, so maybe this is pointless to say here. but it's concerning cuz it really portends a whole new ED wave for the gen alpha. people absolutely think they should look like celebrities, especially young people. that's literally never changed.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
until my throat ran out of entropy due to the heat death of the universe
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
god i love cats. what is their problem
November 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
noted and rejected
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
this is me if you even care
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
not even USB cuz wtf was that interface? late 1000s technology
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
he thinks he's slick
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM