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newagepancake.bsky.social
@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
he's never heard of majorie taylor green and he doesn't even care that he hasn't. probably thinking about the birds outside or wet food or something
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
hello?
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bugonia (2025)
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
winifred constance
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
we need laws against this
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
until my throat ran out of entropy due to the heat death of the universe
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
has anyone seen winnie
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
this is me if you even care
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
hello motherfuckers
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
he thinks he's slick
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
like if you fell to your feet
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
martin scorsese
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i'm building a case that Hades 2 is gay and bisexual. (last pic is because i love them. i am not a furry)
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
ultra low res bed monster (it was like pitch black)
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
these guys exist..meanwhile we invented taxes and elected donald trump. not to be a pessimist it's just that these guys exist and we elected donald j trump
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
lolly check*

note: lolly is an actual cat supermodel so please don't feel bad comparing her to yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my brother has a girl like that she is jus a lil timid and needs her own space lol
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
happy suncatday 🤪
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
computer enhance
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
like zoom in on that knuckle sandwich. that's so important if he needs to fight fascists or defend his territory. humans who don't get this are NOT in tune with cat culture
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
look at that fuckin peristalsis
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
IMPORTANT: jojo does this at night. she just freaks out at her bed and we love it for her
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
pockets tried to come to the symphony but they don't allow cats. this is yet another example of cat discrimination and it's fucking disgusting
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
you can stop liking this post now. the gig is up. i know which 3 of my followers are real.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
happy to report that tik tok continues to be
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM