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@neva.li
made with nothing but love, e-numbers, and pure, undiluted vibes

neurotransmitter junkie

they/it/he/your binaries suck
362 now incidentally

i think i may have struck a chord in pointing out the fun juxtaposition of funk publishing a thing normalising jealousy and controlling behaviour the same day ARD publishes "every 3 days in germany a woman is killed by her (ex-) partner"
neva.li Mⱺ℠ @neva.li · Feb 18
i realised i measure my german-language ability in the likes i get on the typically sarcastic or flippant comments i leave on posts

this week my german is 255-likes good
February 20, 2024 at 7:31 PM
YouTube just served me a german Amazon ad and then immediately served me an identical english Amazon ad

i think this is called "meeting the letter but not the spirit of the brief"

(it's rare YouTube will give me german ads at all, usually geo targeting trumps language preference)
February 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
that was too easy
February 19, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Zen
February 19, 2024 at 12:20 AM
experiment update: not reproduced with the black sand (yet?) although the effect of drying out the top half is quite clear in the colour
February 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
dutch is SO weird to try to learn, like i didn't know what the plural of dag or its pronunciation was (tho could have deduced), i don't know the days of the week or the months or even the numbers off the top of my head

or the alphabet actually

BUT
February 18, 2024 at 10:50 PM
hit play on YouTube

*32 second ad break*

hit back

hit play

*5 second ad break*

every time
February 18, 2024 at 10:40 PM
y'know a half-decent ops engineer could look at this picture and conclude with >80% confidence that i'm watching TV

(and that's not even taking into account the fact that if i were, there's a high probability that i'd be streaming *from* Akamai in the first place)
February 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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du kannst nicht verstehen warum dein hund manchmal so schwer seufzt aber stell dir vor du musst immer raus gehen zum scheisen dann würdest du aber auch seufzen
February 18, 2024 at 9:47 PM
McDonald's ads in Germany is trying really hard to make the initialism "BBPC" (burger + buger + pommes + cola) a thing and i can't work out if that's a thing the portrayed late-teens would ever actually say irl or not
February 18, 2024 at 8:45 PM
the german LinkedAd made me think i was having a stroke
February 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
wtf

autoglass in germany is called carglass
February 18, 2024 at 7:45 PM
a bus driver was polite and courteous to me, a pedestrian, today

i can only assume they're brand new in the job
February 18, 2024 at 7:11 PM
ProSieben ad breaks
February 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Here’s the deal: We stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential.
February 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
sooooo i think Morrison's scented tealights burn hotter than Tesco's
February 18, 2024 at 6:20 PM
the bad news is that i had indeed caused damage to my MacBook

the good news is that Apple just performed an out of warranty replacement of the affected component for £0

(the affected component being my "M" key)
February 18, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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"But doctor," sobbed the patient, "I DRIVE the Vengabus"
February 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
i have been listening to this album for thirty years

not continuously

open.spotify.com/track/4UHXxx...
Intro
The Prodigy · Song · 1994
open.spotify.com
February 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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If I said that work me was interested in building a chatbot for the UK election, designed to show the good, bad and the interesting possibilities of a fact focused version....

Would anyone want to collaborate?
February 18, 2024 at 11:51 AM
you're manifesting fuckall get bent
February 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM