the markets seem pretty confident that the next year is going to be called 2026. i still think it’s gonna be glenn. my money’s on glenn

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/

@jacketdan.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social I am going to strip and try painting this model, first one I’ve done. Any advice/resources to mock up color schemes? Or should I prepared with a bunch of trial and error to get an idea of what I want

Hey @edsbs.bsky.social, @rweigold.bsky.social got me an incredible Christmas gift. Thank you so much!

I think it’s about time i revisit painting this hive tyrant

It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the

Researchers Determine Moon Serves No Purpose But Alerting Raccoons It Safe To Come Out https://theonion.com/researchers-determine-moon-serves-no-purpose-but-alerting-raccoons-it-safe-to-come-out/

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

“I feel like I’m in the deep south”

I will repost every single one of these

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

It’s a shame WMU football was shut down after PJ left, so I had to get creative.

Score of the championship game and an extra 100 because directional Michigan schools gotta contribute (plus fees).

@hollyanderson.bsky.social Biggest news of the day!

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol

My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市