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feral academic dropped out, tuned in.
usenet lineage.
tuned to noise, fluent in ghosts,
invisible geometry made legible,
still posting. unsure why.
xennial cadence in the vibe universe,
a hundred reasons to go, I will never log off

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Against my better judgment, here is a thread of threads.

I mocked these before, but it turns out remembering my own posts is harder than I thought. Irony is a cruel mistress.
ugh
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What if the only thing stopping culture from flourishing is a missing API?????
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Exactly; same ethic, different wrapper. Before the pandemic became endemic, the mask slipped because the calculus was rushed and public. Biopolitics without makeup. This is the continuation of that.
Culling is a chilling accurate term for it. Just like during the pandemic when they suggested the death of the elderly was an acceptable loss.
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
So, I'm just going to say it: this is market-based eugenics
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the enterprise d lego set you want vs the one you can afford
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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April 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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“All my resources are locked in a tontine with my cohort of friends from 1853, all of whom are also vampires and also are broke for a similar reason because we also can‘t kill each other due to the witch magic in the contract.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Not gonna quote-post an innocent academic here; instead I'll steal the screenshot to make the point myself:

> SEO has entered peer review
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Does someone need to do a wellness check on the PEN Oakland–Josephine Miles Literary Award-winner, or just stage an intervention between him and his phone?
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
shit
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You know what's fascinating? There's a definite alignment happening now, both here and on Twitter, in terms of appetite for blood and clarity.

Bluesky still optimizes for righetous anger at people like Larry Summers.
Twitter says instead things like "Honestly bring back HUAC at this point".
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Random thought, but it's funny to me that I've mostly only found social media posts on the Mayan minifig and not actual provenance through sources I'd want, but kind of in keeping given the object itself.
El Peru Figurines: Stunning Ceramic Maya Figurines with Removable Helmet From 600 AD - Rare Historical Photos
Explore the fascinating El Peru Maya figurines from 600 AD, stunning ceramic pieces with intricate details and removable helmets, revealing ancient artistry.
rarehistoricalphotos.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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SOMEBODY DROP A GOOGLE CALLOUT DOC ALREADY
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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It’s like watching a messy furry breakup but it’s elite journalism!!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I wonder if all platforms eventually reach semantic heat death
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think this comes close to naming the dynamic now: large-scale systems are converging on inference-based access gating because they can’t afford to trust the open internet anymore.
Turnstile literally issues a trust token your browser “carries” afterward.

Enforcing a behavioral model.
(Users with privacy measures, VPNs, Tor, blockers = lower trust score)

It’s not a “test.”
It’s a gate.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's kind of funny when you see the same recursive script online play out here that played out on Twitter before:
abuse -> backlash -> reframing -> privilege inertia -> performance of innocence -> further evidence of abuse

Each attempt to defend themselves reproduces the original dynamic!
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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guys one of my childhood favorite rappers called me a racist on Bluesky™️, it’s over for me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Remember when this place felt like it needed warnings because the libidinal pressure was operating outside acceptable tolerances?
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Parallel timeline where people posting about “the good old days” here are referring to minitel instead of something awful or whatever
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Pennsyltucky Bolsanaro or Appalachian Rasputin, which works better?
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Tensor product lookin toilet
Philharmonic Hall, Tampere, Finland.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM