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@neutral.zone
feral academic dropped out, tuned in.
usenet lineage.
tuned to noise, fluent in ghosts,
invisible geometry made legible,
still posting. unsure why.
xennial cadence in the vibe universe,
a hundred reasons to go, I will never log off

⚠️ WELTZSCHMERZ
It's going next to my Alderaan,
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the enterprise d lego set you want vs the one you can afford
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not gonna quote-post an innocent academic here; instead I'll steal the screenshot to make the point myself:

> SEO has entered peer review
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Haha, fair. I actually don't use trackpoints much! They're a bit fiddly and it gets harder to cope with the older you get. Or maybe I just keep getting less coordinated. Anyway, I'm a trackballer myself.
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
*cough*
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
argh don't give me a reason to go to Aldi, I hate that place
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yeah it’s good
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Social media platforms are perfect hosts for this, really. I mean we think it’s bad here, but the kind of weird shamanic grifter that still exists back on Twitter feels like a logical endpoint. Something that would arise as an emergent function of the damage incurred BEYOND illiteracy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I thought I understood cartoon physics, and then this man introduced his flying suit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ruh-roh, Raggy. I rink we’re renditioned.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just got an incredible spam text, some kind of dumbass targeted influence campaign I guess.
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
People cube all sorts of things for some reason
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Forgive the slop, but this is amazing. I didn't even give it dialogue, but it knew EXACTLY what to add to create that authentic prestige regret.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm so annoyed at the price I'm already nitpicking things, like Data's hair being a lazy pick. I know they weren't going to make a new mold, but why one with a widow's peak?
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorted it out today, but here's the evidence.

If you have old tech you don't use regularly, pop the battery. It's safer to store that way. Unless of course it's glued in ..
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Well, I guess it beats seeing a continual stream of sets for sale.

Congrats on the sex.
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Honestly not sure? I think there’s just a sama account with his likeness that people use. But I think it’s got a checkmark so .. maybe?
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I saw this earlier today and saved it because I can’t stop laughing at it every time I look at it
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Anyway if you’re curious which account it was, it was whoever this guy is. I don’t actually know who they are? Elder tagged, but I swear this is my first encounter.
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM