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I know things about things.
I love movies, video games and soup.
Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.
I love movies, video games and soup.
Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.
Thinking about this month old gem again today for no reason at all why do you ask
Release the Epstein files, sure but also, who took over the business? You figure a money printing operation of that scale just kind of folded up and went away? That all the ultra rich and powerful people with unlimited resources to spend abusing children just…stopped doing that?
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Thinking about this month old gem again today for no reason at all why do you ask
Daily posts on social media over the last few months from everyone: DONT POST ABOUT YOUR CRIMES OR TALK ABOUT THEM IN DISCORD!!!
The world’s richest and most powerful (and apparently barely literate) men: lol, I’m tlkng diructly too an timz reeportur abut buying and seeling teenz lol
The world’s richest and most powerful (and apparently barely literate) men: lol, I’m tlkng diructly too an timz reeportur abut buying and seeling teenz lol
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Daily posts on social media over the last few months from everyone: DONT POST ABOUT YOUR CRIMES OR TALK ABOUT THEM IN DISCORD!!!
The world’s richest and most powerful (and apparently barely literate) men: lol, I’m tlkng diructly too an timz reeportur abut buying and seeling teenz lol
The world’s richest and most powerful (and apparently barely literate) men: lol, I’m tlkng diructly too an timz reeportur abut buying and seeling teenz lol
Daniel Craig’s own Bond literally has two different Ms, how is this hard.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Daniel Craig’s own Bond literally has two different Ms, how is this hard.
I try every year to get into NYC on a weekend in December to shop in the little holiday villages that pop up in Union Square and Bryant Park, and maybe ice skate, and every fucken year the weekend I’m free is santacon. It’s incredible.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I try every year to get into NYC on a weekend in December to shop in the little holiday villages that pop up in Union Square and Bryant Park, and maybe ice skate, and every fucken year the weekend I’m free is santacon. It’s incredible.
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Fetterman isn’t a coward; he’s simply incapable of meeting this moment, because he’s one of those politicians who believes that bipartisanship is the means to functional government when the opposite is true. There is no “working with” the modern GOP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fetterman isn’t a coward; he’s simply incapable of meeting this moment, because he’s one of those politicians who believes that bipartisanship is the means to functional government when the opposite is true. There is no “working with” the modern GOP.
Telling the shareholders you invented ED-209 because you can’t tell them Optimus is not and will never be autonomous and the much more likely outcome will be for profit prisons using their slave labor to operate the robots
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Telling the shareholders you invented ED-209 because you can’t tell them Optimus is not and will never be autonomous and the much more likely outcome will be for profit prisons using their slave labor to operate the robots
I just saw someone use Apple Pay at a drive thru window, like motherfucker are you out of your mind handing your thousand dollar computer to someone who could very easily drop it on the pavement or on the tile floor?
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I just saw someone use Apple Pay at a drive thru window, like motherfucker are you out of your mind handing your thousand dollar computer to someone who could very easily drop it on the pavement or on the tile floor?
Ahh, November, I forgot to turn on the heat last night and frostbite almost took the hand that wasn’t under the blanket
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ahh, November, I forgot to turn on the heat last night and frostbite almost took the hand that wasn’t under the blanket
Anyway, I’m having real difficulty going through the motions now that I’m going to lose my healthcare and will have to ration insulin until I die in a few months. I guess I just have to get up and keep going, anything could happen. Things could get even worse!
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Anyway, I’m having real difficulty going through the motions now that I’m going to lose my healthcare and will have to ration insulin until I die in a few months. I guess I just have to get up and keep going, anything could happen. Things could get even worse!
Anyway by sentencing me to death when my insulin runs out, @schumer.senate.gov has really opened up a lot of options for me with regard to there effectively being no consequences for any actions I take between now and then. At the ballot box, of course. Why, what did you think I meant?
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyway by sentencing me to death when my insulin runs out, @schumer.senate.gov has really opened up a lot of options for me with regard to there effectively being no consequences for any actions I take between now and then. At the ballot box, of course. Why, what did you think I meant?
Shout out to all my chronically ill people that @schumer.senate.gov just murdered tonight, thanks asshole, I’m real glad your imaginary Long Island Republican family is going to be happy about you giving up
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Shout out to all my chronically ill people that @schumer.senate.gov just murdered tonight, thanks asshole, I’m real glad your imaginary Long Island Republican family is going to be happy about you giving up
Listen, I know AI art sucks and always has too many fingers but why does it seem like they only trained it on J Scott Campbell art?? It’s so weird how much it all looks like his stuff. Teen Sam Altman out there telling his future self to spend billions so he can nonstop jork it to witchblade forever
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Listen, I know AI art sucks and always has too many fingers but why does it seem like they only trained it on J Scott Campbell art?? It’s so weird how much it all looks like his stuff. Teen Sam Altman out there telling his future self to spend billions so he can nonstop jork it to witchblade forever
Looking back at The Tick it strikes me that the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight was actually a visionary prophet
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Looking back at The Tick it strikes me that the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight was actually a visionary prophet
A while back, I worked at a Panera for a couple of years as an adult person vastly overqualified for the job, and the thing that made Panera work was, they had a stock of like 50 different ingredients, and they would combine them in novel ways to make interesting sandwiches and salads.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A while back, I worked at a Panera for a couple of years as an adult person vastly overqualified for the job, and the thing that made Panera work was, they had a stock of like 50 different ingredients, and they would combine them in novel ways to make interesting sandwiches and salads.
Very early in my career of highly technical office shit, I was at work on a Saturday, doing unpaid overtime because we had to finish a project to meet a deadline and normal weekday hours just weren’t there. A guy above me in the company, but not really my boss got frustrated and yelled at me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Very early in my career of highly technical office shit, I was at work on a Saturday, doing unpaid overtime because we had to finish a project to meet a deadline and normal weekday hours just weren’t there. A guy above me in the company, but not really my boss got frustrated and yelled at me.
While the judgement here seems correct to me, it still sucks because ultimately judgements like this are the reason republicans are happy to keep letting kids die in classrooms, anything that hasten the end of public schools.
A former teacher shot by her 6-year-old student wins a $10 million jury verdict
Abby Zwerner's lawsuit accused an administrator of ignoring warnings that a child had a gun at the Newport News, Va., school that day. A bullet damaged her left hand and remains in her chest.
www.npr.org
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
While the judgement here seems correct to me, it still sucks because ultimately judgements like this are the reason republicans are happy to keep letting kids die in classrooms, anything that hasten the end of public schools.
Just got out of the early screening of PREDATOR:BADLANDS and gosh is it good. It’s for sure an extremely video game ass movie, but it’s a video game I want to play. If you liked PREY or Killer of Killers, definitely get a ticket to see this one on a Dolby screen, it’s worth the $25 or whatever.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just got out of the early screening of PREDATOR:BADLANDS and gosh is it good. It’s for sure an extremely video game ass movie, but it’s a video game I want to play. If you liked PREY or Killer of Killers, definitely get a ticket to see this one on a Dolby screen, it’s worth the $25 or whatever.
lol, one of my clients had like a business week from a few days ago in their kitchen with the headline BOEING IS BACK!!
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
lol, one of my clients had like a business week from a few days ago in their kitchen with the headline BOEING IS BACK!!
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
Hey New York, if you recently met someone really cool at a Mamdani campaign event, and ended up getting more exercise than you’ve done in a while last night, maybe stop in the bodega for a banana this morning, the potassium is good for muscle cramps.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey New York, if you recently met someone really cool at a Mamdani campaign event, and ended up getting more exercise than you’ve done in a while last night, maybe stop in the bodega for a banana this morning, the potassium is good for muscle cramps.
Sometimes I think about how this shot of The One Ring in the snow on Caradhras is better than any shot in most best picture winners and also how the prop in this shot is like 10” in diameter so the camera can actually see Frodo and Aragorn in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sometimes I think about how this shot of The One Ring in the snow on Caradhras is better than any shot in most best picture winners and also how the prop in this shot is like 10” in diameter so the camera can actually see Frodo and Aragorn in the background.
Okay, maybe I get a frosty from Wendy’s and pop a couple of lactaids and celebrate the death of a monstrous fucking war criminal who killed millions laying the groundwork for 20+ years of meaningless war and ultimately built the foundation for the death of our entire democracy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Okay, maybe I get a frosty from Wendy’s and pop a couple of lactaids and celebrate the death of a monstrous fucking war criminal who killed millions laying the groundwork for 20+ years of meaningless war and ultimately built the foundation for the death of our entire democracy.
Defense attorneys anonymously sending a selection of hoagies with onions and mustard to the jury every day of testimony
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Defense attorneys anonymously sending a selection of hoagies with onions and mustard to the jury every day of testimony
“I’ve never been more afraid for my life,” testifies rancid fascist pissbaby, “as when the victim whose first and fourth amendment rights I was violating hit me with a sandwich whose mustard and onion content are obvious lies I’ve conjured to make this sound more plausible.” He added “pls help uwu”
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“I’ve never been more afraid for my life,” testifies rancid fascist pissbaby, “as when the victim whose first and fourth amendment rights I was violating hit me with a sandwich whose mustard and onion content are obvious lies I’ve conjured to make this sound more plausible.” He added “pls help uwu”
You’ve found my weakness!
It’s onions and mustard!
It’s onions and mustard!
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’ve found my weakness!
It’s onions and mustard!
It’s onions and mustard!
lol, I’m so depressed not even Dick Cheney being found dead I assume in a pool of his own piss can cheer me up
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lol, I’m so depressed not even Dick Cheney being found dead I assume in a pool of his own piss can cheer me up