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I know things about things.
I love movies, video games and soup.
Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.
I love movies, video games and soup.
Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.
Ahh, November, I forgot to turn on the heat last night and frostbite almost took the hand that wasn’t under the blanket
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ahh, November, I forgot to turn on the heat last night and frostbite almost took the hand that wasn’t under the blanket
Anyway, I’m having real difficulty going through the motions now that I’m going to lose my healthcare and will have to ration insulin until I die in a few months. I guess I just have to get up and keep going, anything could happen. Things could get even worse!
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Anyway, I’m having real difficulty going through the motions now that I’m going to lose my healthcare and will have to ration insulin until I die in a few months. I guess I just have to get up and keep going, anything could happen. Things could get even worse!
Anyway by sentencing me to death when my insulin runs out, @schumer.senate.gov has really opened up a lot of options for me with regard to there effectively being no consequences for any actions I take between now and then. At the ballot box, of course. Why, what did you think I meant?
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyway by sentencing me to death when my insulin runs out, @schumer.senate.gov has really opened up a lot of options for me with regard to there effectively being no consequences for any actions I take between now and then. At the ballot box, of course. Why, what did you think I meant?
Shout out to all my chronically ill people that @schumer.senate.gov just murdered tonight, thanks asshole, I’m real glad your imaginary Long Island Republican family is going to be happy about you giving up
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Shout out to all my chronically ill people that @schumer.senate.gov just murdered tonight, thanks asshole, I’m real glad your imaginary Long Island Republican family is going to be happy about you giving up
Listen, I know AI art sucks and always has too many fingers but why does it seem like they only trained it on J Scott Campbell art?? It’s so weird how much it all looks like his stuff. Teen Sam Altman out there telling his future self to spend billions so he can nonstop jork it to witchblade forever
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Listen, I know AI art sucks and always has too many fingers but why does it seem like they only trained it on J Scott Campbell art?? It’s so weird how much it all looks like his stuff. Teen Sam Altman out there telling his future self to spend billions so he can nonstop jork it to witchblade forever
Looking back at The Tick it strikes me that the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight was actually a visionary prophet
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Looking back at The Tick it strikes me that the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight was actually a visionary prophet
A while back, I worked at a Panera for a couple of years as an adult person vastly overqualified for the job, and the thing that made Panera work was, they had a stock of like 50 different ingredients, and they would combine them in novel ways to make interesting sandwiches and salads.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A while back, I worked at a Panera for a couple of years as an adult person vastly overqualified for the job, and the thing that made Panera work was, they had a stock of like 50 different ingredients, and they would combine them in novel ways to make interesting sandwiches and salads.
Very early in my career of highly technical office shit, I was at work on a Saturday, doing unpaid overtime because we had to finish a project to meet a deadline and normal weekday hours just weren’t there. A guy above me in the company, but not really my boss got frustrated and yelled at me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Very early in my career of highly technical office shit, I was at work on a Saturday, doing unpaid overtime because we had to finish a project to meet a deadline and normal weekday hours just weren’t there. A guy above me in the company, but not really my boss got frustrated and yelled at me.
While the judgement here seems correct to me, it still sucks because ultimately judgements like this are the reason republicans are happy to keep letting kids die in classrooms, anything that hasten the end of public schools.
A former teacher shot by her 6-year-old student wins a $10 million jury verdict
Abby Zwerner's lawsuit accused an administrator of ignoring warnings that a child had a gun at the Newport News, Va., school that day. A bullet damaged her left hand and remains in her chest.
www.npr.org
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
While the judgement here seems correct to me, it still sucks because ultimately judgements like this are the reason republicans are happy to keep letting kids die in classrooms, anything that hasten the end of public schools.
Just got out of the early screening of PREDATOR:BADLANDS and gosh is it good. It’s for sure an extremely video game ass movie, but it’s a video game I want to play. If you liked PREY or Killer of Killers, definitely get a ticket to see this one on a Dolby screen, it’s worth the $25 or whatever.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just got out of the early screening of PREDATOR:BADLANDS and gosh is it good. It’s for sure an extremely video game ass movie, but it’s a video game I want to play. If you liked PREY or Killer of Killers, definitely get a ticket to see this one on a Dolby screen, it’s worth the $25 or whatever.
lol, one of my clients had like a business week from a few days ago in their kitchen with the headline BOEING IS BACK!!
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
lol, one of my clients had like a business week from a few days ago in their kitchen with the headline BOEING IS BACK!!
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
(Boeing owns McDonnell Douglas)
Hey New York, if you recently met someone really cool at a Mamdani campaign event, and ended up getting more exercise than you’ve done in a while last night, maybe stop in the bodega for a banana this morning, the potassium is good for muscle cramps.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey New York, if you recently met someone really cool at a Mamdani campaign event, and ended up getting more exercise than you’ve done in a while last night, maybe stop in the bodega for a banana this morning, the potassium is good for muscle cramps.
Sometimes I think about how this shot of The One Ring in the snow on Caradhras is better than any shot in most best picture winners and also how the prop in this shot is like 10” in diameter so the camera can actually see Frodo and Aragorn in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sometimes I think about how this shot of The One Ring in the snow on Caradhras is better than any shot in most best picture winners and also how the prop in this shot is like 10” in diameter so the camera can actually see Frodo and Aragorn in the background.
Okay, maybe I get a frosty from Wendy’s and pop a couple of lactaids and celebrate the death of a monstrous fucking war criminal who killed millions laying the groundwork for 20+ years of meaningless war and ultimately built the foundation for the death of our entire democracy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Okay, maybe I get a frosty from Wendy’s and pop a couple of lactaids and celebrate the death of a monstrous fucking war criminal who killed millions laying the groundwork for 20+ years of meaningless war and ultimately built the foundation for the death of our entire democracy.
Defense attorneys anonymously sending a selection of hoagies with onions and mustard to the jury every day of testimony
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Defense attorneys anonymously sending a selection of hoagies with onions and mustard to the jury every day of testimony
“I’ve never been more afraid for my life,” testifies rancid fascist pissbaby, “as when the victim whose first and fourth amendment rights I was violating hit me with a sandwich whose mustard and onion content are obvious lies I’ve conjured to make this sound more plausible.” He added “pls help uwu”
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“I’ve never been more afraid for my life,” testifies rancid fascist pissbaby, “as when the victim whose first and fourth amendment rights I was violating hit me with a sandwich whose mustard and onion content are obvious lies I’ve conjured to make this sound more plausible.” He added “pls help uwu”
You’ve found my weakness!
It’s onions and mustard!
It’s onions and mustard!
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’ve found my weakness!
It’s onions and mustard!
It’s onions and mustard!
lol, I’m so depressed not even Dick Cheney being found dead I assume in a pool of his own piss can cheer me up
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lol, I’m so depressed not even Dick Cheney being found dead I assume in a pool of his own piss can cheer me up
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I’m on the Stargate SG-1 clips episode from season 6 and it turns out the three ambassadors are all alumni from Richard Dean Anderson’s previous show, Macgyver from 20 years earlier. Adorable.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m on the Stargate SG-1 clips episode from season 6 and it turns out the three ambassadors are all alumni from Richard Dean Anderson’s previous show, Macgyver from 20 years earlier. Adorable.
Mine is probably Orson Welles as Unicron in Transformers: The Movie (1986)
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mine is probably Orson Welles as Unicron in Transformers: The Movie (1986)
I had let the last two episodes of Strange New Worlds sit for a while because I had been less excited about this season overall than the previous one, but they were both extremely solid. Enemy Mine, Gorn edition and SNW’s take on an Inner Light episode were both very good.
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I had let the last two episodes of Strange New Worlds sit for a while because I had been less excited about this season overall than the previous one, but they were both extremely solid. Enemy Mine, Gorn edition and SNW’s take on an Inner Light episode were both very good.
The depression is real big today. Very hard to keep going through the motions when you’re able to figure out the date when your government, supported by a bunch of your neighbors, will put you to death.
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The depression is real big today. Very hard to keep going through the motions when you’re able to figure out the date when your government, supported by a bunch of your neighbors, will put you to death.
A movie you’ve see more than 7 times with a gif
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A movie you’ve see more than 7 times with a gif
It’s really interesting how the news is (rightly) reporting that millions of kids will go hungry because of SNAP, but the other headline is just “Obamacare premiums are high”, with no context that this is because trump killed Medicaid in an effort to murder everyone who depends on the ACA
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It’s really interesting how the news is (rightly) reporting that millions of kids will go hungry because of SNAP, but the other headline is just “Obamacare premiums are high”, with no context that this is because trump killed Medicaid in an effort to murder everyone who depends on the ACA