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I know things about things.
I love movies, video games and soup.
Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.
I love movies, video games and soup.
Harlan Ellison was pretty sure I stole his wallet.
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you see this, post a bird
Sometimes I think about how this shot of The One Ring in the snow on Caradhras is better than any shot in most best picture winners and also how the prop in this shot is like 10” in diameter so the camera can actually see Frodo and Aragorn in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sometimes I think about how this shot of The One Ring in the snow on Caradhras is better than any shot in most best picture winners and also how the prop in this shot is like 10” in diameter so the camera can actually see Frodo and Aragorn in the background.
You’ve found my weakness!
It’s onions and mustard!
It’s onions and mustard!
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You’ve found my weakness!
It’s onions and mustard!
It’s onions and mustard!
I went on vacation to Japan a few months back, and the one day it rained was the day we picked to meet the deer in Nara. When we flew home, I left my Japanese cash on the nightstand at the hotel. Next time it rained back home, I found this 1¥ coin in the pocket of my raincoat where it remains today.
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I went on vacation to Japan a few months back, and the one day it rained was the day we picked to meet the deer in Nara. When we flew home, I left my Japanese cash on the nightstand at the hotel. Next time it rained back home, I found this 1¥ coin in the pocket of my raincoat where it remains today.
I know some writers who use subtext. They’re all cowards.
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I know some writers who use subtext. They’re all cowards.
Miracle Whip makes me think about Michael’s thoughts on frozen yogurt versus ice cream.
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Miracle Whip makes me think about Michael’s thoughts on frozen yogurt versus ice cream.
Recently, Dunks started putting their $6 breakfast sandwich and hash browns deal in a little happy meal box. Initially it was regular Dunks colors, and I thought to myself, man, we need to bring back the concept of the LUNCH PAIL, and my dudes, someone at Dunks was right there with me.
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Recently, Dunks started putting their $6 breakfast sandwich and hash browns deal in a little happy meal box. Initially it was regular Dunks colors, and I thought to myself, man, we need to bring back the concept of the LUNCH PAIL, and my dudes, someone at Dunks was right there with me.
hit da bricks
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hit da bricks
It’s October 7th
October 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s October 7th
I can tell I’ve been physically and emotionally exhausted because I totally missed posting on Friday, anyway, I’m late, it’s October 7, sue me.
October 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I can tell I’ve been physically and emotionally exhausted because I totally missed posting on Friday, anyway, I’m late, it’s October 7, sue me.
Well, fuck. Looks like I have to watch all three BLADE movies tonight.
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well, fuck. Looks like I have to watch all three BLADE movies tonight.
Friends it is once again time for absolutely bonkers herrs chips flavors. May science have mercy on my ghost. The first two flavors I’m willing to attempt are Smoked Brisket and Loaded Queso. They also had “Tomato Pie” flavor, but calling pizza “tomato pie” is some Hague level bullshit.
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Friends it is once again time for absolutely bonkers herrs chips flavors. May science have mercy on my ghost. The first two flavors I’m willing to attempt are Smoked Brisket and Loaded Queso. They also had “Tomato Pie” flavor, but calling pizza “tomato pie” is some Hague level bullshit.
Are you ready? It’s Nine Inch Nails Eve my friends. My plan is to rock the fuck out to TRON:ARES tomorrow, even if the world is burning.
September 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Are you ready? It’s Nine Inch Nails Eve my friends. My plan is to rock the fuck out to TRON:ARES tomorrow, even if the world is burning.
Me with alarms to wake up for work: Primary Alternate Contingency Emergency
Also me waking up for work:
Also me waking up for work:
September 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me with alarms to wake up for work: Primary Alternate Contingency Emergency
Also me waking up for work:
Also me waking up for work:
It is once again time for the political wrongdoing matrix with the added bonus that the left’s crimes here are right wing fever dreams:
Obama does Jade Helm vs Trump invades LA, DC, Chicago
Hilary does blood magic on children in the basement of a pizza place vs Trump traffics children with Epstein
Obama does Jade Helm vs Trump invades LA, DC, Chicago
Hilary does blood magic on children in the basement of a pizza place vs Trump traffics children with Epstein
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It is once again time for the political wrongdoing matrix with the added bonus that the left’s crimes here are right wing fever dreams:
Obama does Jade Helm vs Trump invades LA, DC, Chicago
Hilary does blood magic on children in the basement of a pizza place vs Trump traffics children with Epstein
Obama does Jade Helm vs Trump invades LA, DC, Chicago
Hilary does blood magic on children in the basement of a pizza place vs Trump traffics children with Epstein
SCREW THE MOON
August 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
SCREW THE MOON
It’s the last weekday of August and although New Jersey still has almost two months of summer weather left, I wore a mostly cotton tshirt today and didn’t die from overheating. Amazing.
August 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s the last weekday of August and although New Jersey still has almost two months of summer weather left, I wore a mostly cotton tshirt today and didn’t die from overheating. Amazing.
Me, when the fast food worker apologizes for no reason
August 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Me, when the fast food worker apologizes for no reason
If you wake up one morning in April and it’s real cold, but then by the afternoon it’s pretty warm, and you leave your winter coat on the passenger seat of your car, you may find in July or August that the insulation in that coat keeps things tucked under it at whatever temp they start.
August 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you wake up one morning in April and it’s real cold, but then by the afternoon it’s pretty warm, and you leave your winter coat on the passenger seat of your car, you may find in July or August that the insulation in that coat keeps things tucked under it at whatever temp they start.
I walked this sweet pup today, and I think her duck jacket made the world a little better.
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I walked this sweet pup today, and I think her duck jacket made the world a little better.
Duck jacket girl, I’m gonna keep on walking with this duck jacket girl
August 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Duck jacket girl, I’m gonna keep on walking with this duck jacket girl
Knocking you out like a lullaby
August 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Knocking you out like a lullaby
Sitting in my car at dunks, dissociating, thinking about how by creating a natural language interface for google searches, apple laid the groundwork for ChatGPT by convincing incurious people that Siri could think, and so the average person just accepts OpenAI’s bullshit. Then this moth showed up.
August 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sitting in my car at dunks, dissociating, thinking about how by creating a natural language interface for google searches, apple laid the groundwork for ChatGPT by convincing incurious people that Siri could think, and so the average person just accepts OpenAI’s bullshit. Then this moth showed up.