Still Evan
@nerditry.bsky.social
The brains of the operation.
Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
Don’t bother asking what’s wrong with me.
I’ll drive all the way down to SC for gizzards at the gas station.
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I’ll drive all the way down to SC for gizzards at the gas station.
10 hours drive from NC to FL, 90 minute flight.
My family and the ocean are all that gets me to descend on that state.
My family and the ocean are all that gets me to descend on that state.
Question for folks whose parents are still alive -
How far do you live from them?
How far do you live from them?
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
10 hours drive from NC to FL, 90 minute flight.
My family and the ocean are all that gets me to descend on that state.
My family and the ocean are all that gets me to descend on that state.
A suit made entirely of
February 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
A suit made entirely of
“Melania” was showing at the gas pump. Flicked my cigarette and drove the hell off.
a man in a suit is standing on a beach holding a sword .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing on a beach holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
“Melania” was showing at the gas pump. Flicked my cigarette and drove the hell off.
Reposted by Still Evan
non-clinicians diagnosing a dead pedophile they never met with dyslexia simply to improve their online scolding efficiency quotients is really something
Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
non-clinicians diagnosing a dead pedophile they never met with dyslexia simply to improve their online scolding efficiency quotients is really something
“Principals” tells me to disregard everything after.
Sure buddy
#AEW
#AEW
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“Principals” tells me to disregard everything after.
Go listen to some Arlo Parks
February 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Go listen to some Arlo Parks
New Olympic sport: The three-legged biathlon
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
New Olympic sport: The three-legged biathlon
Mario Batali disappointed me the most.
But, it’s not like we had to stop seeing each other socially.
But, it’s not like we had to stop seeing each other socially.
Question for the Skyline: What was your HARDEST "cancel"?? Like the actor/singer/athlete that was the hardest to drop.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
I feel like it's always people I don't fw getting canceled so it's never really a loss.
The hardest one was maybe TI because I actually liked multiple albums by him.
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Mario Batali disappointed me the most.
But, it’s not like we had to stop seeing each other socially.
But, it’s not like we had to stop seeing each other socially.
Especially if one of you favors Sam Watterston
If you can watch an episode of law & order, you got 45mins to spare
How tf noggas find time to fuck for 45 mins? We try that and it'll fuck up our whole week
Then again we both entrepreneurs
Then again we both entrepreneurs
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Especially if one of you favors Sam Watterston
Not here. We sound like a doo wop group gathered around a steel drum fire.
You in there too prideful to be vocal during sex. Missing out on the fact that she gone turn into a whole other monster when she hears an “oh f*ck” spill out of your mouth.
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Not here. We sound like a doo wop group gathered around a steel drum fire.
“Signature breakfast potato”
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
“Signature breakfast potato”
Haven’t seen a tank this spectacular since the video for Make Em Say Uhh.
Wizards' Anthony Davis expected to sit out rest of season reut.rs/3Mu55BW
Wizards' Anthony Davis expected to sit out rest of season
Newly acquired Anthony Davis is not expected to make his debut with the Washington Wizards until the 2026-27 season, NBA TV reported.
reut.rs
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Haven’t seen a tank this spectacular since the video for Make Em Say Uhh.
Field of Dreams deleted scene:
“If he reads, you will cum.”
Thats my motto.
Thats my motto.
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Field of Dreams deleted scene:
This is what you see in a montage at the beginning of a epidemic movie.
Authorities say that steps are being taken to contain the virus and that a risk of global spread remains low.
WHO says fatal case of Nipah virus confirmed in Bangladesh
Authorities say that steps are being taken to contain the virus and that a risk of global spread remains low.
www.aljazeera.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
This is what you see in a montage at the beginning of a epidemic movie.
Brett Goldstein
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Brett Goldstein
Snickerdoodles
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Snickerdoodles
Hurry up and finish that White House bunker. I want the fourth reich ending asaptually.
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Hurry up and finish that White House bunker. I want the fourth reich ending asaptually.
"You're thinking of Crazy Joe Bonanno. My father is Mentally Ill Joseph Bonanno."
Of the, uh, New York Bonannos?
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
"You're thinking of Crazy Joe Bonanno. My father is Mentally Ill Joseph Bonanno."
"He's a decent family man" was the reply to someone calling Obama a Muslim.
John McCain responding to a racist comment made about Obama in 2008:
"He's a decent family man that I happen to have disagreements with. That's what this campaign is all about."
"He's a decent family man that I happen to have disagreements with. That's what this campaign is all about."
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
"He's a decent family man" was the reply to someone calling Obama a Muslim.
Hi @rude1.blacksky.team. Is there a way to migrate off the myatproto.social PDS?
I tried on PDS MOOver, but get an "authentication required" error.
I tried on PDS MOOver, but get an "authentication required" error.
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Hi @rude1.blacksky.team. Is there a way to migrate off the myatproto.social PDS?
I tried on PDS MOOver, but get an "authentication required" error.
I tried on PDS MOOver, but get an "authentication required" error.